Monday, June 30, 2008

Proof!



More fun to be had here although I had to screenshot this one as drag and drop produces a generic image.

Sad Headline of the Day



Diploma mills are bad and all, but please. If anything's a terrorist threat it's pregnant teenagers. I suppose I should link to the piece from the Newspaper of Record but them's the breaks.

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Monday, June 23, 2008

Saturday, June 21, 2008

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Firefox 3 is Go

Thus far a bunch of extensions aren't working, but the hassle of that, using the developer version of Tab Mix Plus, and installing Adblock Plus instead of Adblock is more than made up for by the performance boost for my Mac. PC users with lotsa extensions might want to wait - I didn't really need the upgrade at work and lost a little functionality out of it - but generally I am very pleased.

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Monday, June 16, 2008

Mythic Means Big

The Blink Tag

I have never seen, I think,
A tag as lovely as a blink.

A tag whose “open” sits right next
To sweetly fulminating text;

A tag that blinks out “God” all day,
Should we desire to virtually pray;

A tag that may in summer swear
“IT’S TOO HOT TO FUCKING CARE”;

Upon whose closure sweet relief
For snobby coders with a beef.

Lou Montulli made the blink,
But only you can make it stink.

Good Luck Iowa City

I spent a while there feeding fish popcorn in between drinking beer and not going to classes. Once in a while the park I walked by on the way to school would vanish under water. It's worse now.

Viagra Professional?

Sunday, June 08, 2008

Friday, June 06, 2008

It Is a Great Thing

It is a great thing that the presidency is within the reach of women who don't hire Mark Penn.

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

If I Ever Figure Out How to Autopost...

...this'll pop up weekly. Wow. Fox has its work cut out for it with this old bastard.

Monday, June 02, 2008

The Semicolon

Hail to thee oh semicolon,
Crutch of pedant masked as Solon,
Aid to bold Non Sequitur;
The weather’s nice today.