tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post2476734293930340590..comments2023-08-20T02:46:16.045-07:00Comments on Righteous Bubba: Poems I Always HatedRighteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-2184595639585666532009-05-27T13:06:14.727-07:002009-05-27T13:06:14.727-07:00There once was a person with fruit
A poet thought ...There once was a person with fruit<br />A poet thought he'd have a hoot<br />By eating those plums<br />Leaving nothing but crumbs<br />And that's why I'm writing this noot.Righteous Bubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-81695213604688445222009-05-27T12:21:09.401-07:002009-05-27T12:21:09.401-07:00Those were nice plums
I wonder who owned them
Now ...Those were nice plums<br />I wonder who owned them<br />Now they are goneAnother Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-19254033982890349382009-05-27T09:51:41.608-07:002009-05-27T09:51:41.608-07:00Oh you can't bounce a meatball
So try with all you...Oh you can't bounce a meatball<br />So try with all your might<br />Turn on the radio<br />Your plums took just three bitesRighteous Bubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-42950857119704212032009-05-27T09:10:56.024-07:002009-05-27T09:10:56.024-07:00I wondered lonely at a plum
That sits in icebox he...I wondered lonely at a plum<br />That sits in icebox here and chills,<br />When all at once I must succumb,<br />and eat your breakfast if it kills;<br />I'm sorry, dear; I left a note,<br />a half apology, half gloat.tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-60158477835656602352009-05-27T08:46:45.026-07:002009-05-27T08:46:45.026-07:00I am the mother-fucker.
They send me to eat in the...I am the mother-fucker.<br />They send me to eat in the kitchen<br />When company comes,<br />But I laugh,<br />eat your plums,<br />And grow strong.tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-74173066608381375262009-05-26T23:20:36.447-07:002009-05-26T23:20:36.447-07:00"You are old, Mother Mary," the young man said,
"A..."You are old, Mother Mary," the young man said,<br />"As I earlier ventured to say.<br />Yet you frequently feature on <I>MILF-of-the-Week</I>;<br />You even shagged Billy, who's gay."<br /><br />"In my youth," said his mother, "I flatted with friends,<br />And often I pilfered their plums.<br />The fructose I swallowed has rotted my teeth,<br />But given me soft supple gums."herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-23932639745587492612009-05-26T21:15:51.547-07:002009-05-26T21:15:51.547-07:00The Blackberries were what I chose to eatDid they ...<I>The Blackberries were what I chose to eat</I><BR><BR>Did they blend?<br /><br />Also, PARPH.Righteous Bubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-2161387633266695692009-05-26T21:11:44.383-07:002009-05-26T21:11:44.383-07:00Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do,...Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do<br />Do, do, do, do, do, do, do<br />Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do<br />Do, do, do, do, do, do, do<br /><br />I was made for lovin you Granny<br />You were made for lovin me<br />And I cant get enough of you Granny<br />Can you get enough of me???<br /><br />As el capcha would say "Puncho"Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-11008504450834805232009-05-26T21:02:04.343-07:002009-05-26T21:02:04.343-07:00I saw the plums, they looked a bit
Moldy, and arou...I saw the plums, they looked a bit<br />Moldy, and around the pit<br />There seemed to be some kind of bugs<br />Wetas crawling, or maybe just the drugs<br /><br />The Blackberries were what I chose to eat<br />They were perfect, rich and sweet<br />I used the last of the half and half<br />But then I pissed in the carton for a laugh...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-80666816099665243412009-05-26T20:41:57.052-07:002009-05-26T20:41:57.052-07:00If those were your plums
then I am a
flying monke...If those were your plums<br />then I am a <br />flying monkey<br /><br />When you pay me the <br />6 months of rent<br />you owe<br /><br />you can bitch about a<br />fucking plum<br />I nicked<br /><br />dickheadfishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-976437153815170372009-05-26T20:31:22.227-07:002009-05-26T20:31:22.227-07:00I saw the best plums in refrigeration consumed wit...I saw the best plums in refrigeration consumed with gladness, starving roommates naked, <br /><br />dragging themselves through the laden fridge at dawn looking for a breakfast fixRighteous Bubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-79395551295525956202009-05-26T20:25:39.431-07:002009-05-26T20:25:39.431-07:00Fuckin Grannies rock my world
Fuckin Grannies, fro...Fuckin Grannies rock my world<br />Fuckin Grannies, frock unfurled<br />Fuckin Grannies, just too great<br />Fucking Grannies, watch 'em mate...<br /><br />mikeymikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-90180423053453280772009-05-26T20:06:14.068-07:002009-05-26T20:06:14.068-07:00"You are old, Mother Mary," the young man said,
"Y..."You are old, Mother Mary," the young man said,<br />"You are barely one step from the tomb.<br />And yet all my friend come around just to fuck you.<br />Do you think you could use your own room?"herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-57233369376872579152009-05-26T19:47:04.604-07:002009-05-26T19:47:04.604-07:00I think that I will never eat
A plum as flavourful...I think that I will never eat<br />A plum as flavourful as meat.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-86764812580302392032009-05-26T19:43:45.052-07:002009-05-26T19:43:45.052-07:00Fixed!Fixed!Righteous Bubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-53662118690616754432009-05-26T19:22:41.029-07:002009-05-26T19:22:41.029-07:00Oh, right. Thanks for the reminder.Oh, right. Thanks for the reminder.Righteous Bubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-71843733450024612532009-05-26T19:16:07.099-07:002009-05-26T19:16:07.099-07:00I notice
you corrected your typo
in this, the vaul...<I>I notice<br />you corrected your typo<br />in this, the vault copy<br /><br />Grammar zombie Police<br />issues warning<br />straighten the fuck up<br />or we will send Grannies to Stomp your Eyebrows</I>zombie rotten mcdonaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10601960953323752278noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-54966647179724931062009-05-26T19:09:49.088-07:002009-05-26T19:09:49.088-07:00Ah. It's recursive. And googlursive.
Kinda like...Ah. It's recursive. And googlursive.<br /><br />Kinda like an acronym like BNB that stands for Bubba's not Bubbalicious.<br /><br />Recursive.<br /><br />Gonna go stir the Bernaise now...<br /><br />mikeymikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-67145959480885528492009-05-26T18:34:13.352-07:002009-05-26T18:34:13.352-07:00They fuck you up, these cold sweet plums.
You stea...They fuck you up, these cold sweet plums.<br />You steal them from your live-in chums.<br />They fill you up with sugared flesh<br />And rocket out your thieving bums.Righteous Bubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-41604998562924197032009-05-26T18:27:46.035-07:002009-05-26T18:27:46.035-07:00Well, RB it is a specialised field, really.
Don...Well, RB it <I>is</I> <B></B> a specialised field, really. <br />Don't get all whiny on us motherfuckerAnother Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-4203097220488518912009-05-26T18:25:03.837-07:002009-05-26T18:25:03.837-07:00Whose plums these are I think I know.
She's shoppi...Whose plums these are I think I know.<br />She's shopping in the village though;<br />She will not see me stopping here<br />To eat her breakfast icebox sloe.tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-22312716174094839232009-05-26T18:11:07.507-07:002009-05-26T18:11:07.507-07:00I am somewhat miffed that I am the only motherfuck...<A HREF="http://www.google.com/search?q=%22forgive+me%22+%22she+was+delicious%22+%22so+sweet%22+%22and+so+old%22&ie=UTF-8" REL="nofollow" TITLE="Come on!">I am somewhat miffed that I am the only motherfucker in this game.</A>Righteous Bubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-10869337523460156452009-05-26T17:49:00.663-07:002009-05-26T17:49:00.663-07:00I offer you, without personal or organizational bi...I offer you, without personal or organizational bias, Marcy Playground:<br /><br />Saint joe he said hes never been<br />Dressed up like a woman<br />Saint joe they said your dad is gay<br />They said your mom<br />Shes a whore they said it til you<br />Were raw they said your mom<br />Shes a bore they made her beg<br />Them for more my aunt mary<br />Aunt mary<br />Aunt mary says<br />They have the darkness there in their eyesmikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.com