tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post935339785083716116..comments2023-08-20T02:46:16.045-07:00Comments on Righteous Bubba: Show Fewer StoriesRighteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-5688265534534479492009-06-26T00:41:28.564-07:002009-06-26T00:41:28.564-07:00I am Osmandias
Look upon my works, ye mighty and e...I am Osmandias<br />Look upon my works, ye mighty and eat a Marmot<br /><br />Capcha says Peking duck and sea urchin is pekinaAnother Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-5647974732273810492009-06-25T16:51:53.242-07:002009-06-25T16:51:53.242-07:00There's a message floatin' in the air
Com...<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPaJF830JGw" title="" rel="nofollow">There's a message floatin' in the air</a> <br />Come from capybaras ridin' everywhere<br />It's a warning, it's in every tongue<br />Gotta stop them capybaras on the run<br /><br />What a show, there they go smokin' up the sky, yeah<br />Capybaras all got riders and they're you and I<br /><br />Capybaras<br />Capybaras<br />Capybaras<br />CapybarasRighteous Bubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-24720265884328932342009-06-25T13:22:46.281-07:002009-06-25T13:22:46.281-07:00Carrying a concealed rodent without a permit is a ...<i>Carrying a concealed rodent without a permit is a serious offense, and if it was loaded it could be a felony.</i><br /><br />It's all right, officer. See this dispensation from the Pope? For purposes of Lent, the capybara is not a rodent but a <i>fish</i>.<br />And it's not my capybara -- someone lent it to me.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-41052316680210422752009-06-25T13:05:16.275-07:002009-06-25T13:05:16.275-07:00There are capybaras living in Florida. Or agoutis...There are capybaras living in Florida. Or agoutis or tepescuintlis depending on where you're from. I've eaten them and they are delicious. <br /><br />Whistle pigs not so much.<br /><br />Capcha sez: baste, always a good idea when roasting large rodents.Henry Crunnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-69103685248470156502009-06-25T13:03:03.568-07:002009-06-25T13:03:03.568-07:00A Marmot walks into a bar.
The bartender says &quo...A Marmot walks into a bar.<br />The bartender says "Hey, why the short rounded face and large molar teeth?<br /><br />Capcha reviews "The Whey of the Chedie"Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-60036414698050641882009-06-25T12:43:51.564-07:002009-06-25T12:43:51.564-07:00Marmot walks into a restaurant.
"Do you serv...Marmot walks into a restaurant.<br /><br />"Do you serve many types of grasses, berries, lichens, mosses, roots and flowers?"<br /><br />"Yes sir, we serve anyone."<br /><br />Then they shoo him outRusty Shacklefordnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-31843931585312252112009-06-25T12:16:19.631-07:002009-06-25T12:16:19.631-07:00Got Marmots in your Diner?? Want to get rid of the...Got Marmots in your Diner?? Want to get rid of them??<br />WOLVERINES!!!<br /><br />What with the brandishisation and such going on, I don't know if I can keep coming back here. It used to be so niceAnother Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-80438376373251810122009-06-25T11:00:58.248-07:002009-06-25T11:00:58.248-07:00I don't care what the constitution says: the d...I don't care what the constitution says: the drive-by capybaraings MUST END.Righteous Bubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-42576096506511856692009-06-25T10:44:26.833-07:002009-06-25T10:44:26.833-07:00It wasn't the marmot that was loaded, it was t...It wasn't the marmot that was loaded, it was the person brandishing it.Snaghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11029751181796561620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-11813359144375250072009-06-25T09:32:40.153-07:002009-06-25T09:32:40.153-07:00And I wasn't supposed to be in Washington unti...And I wasn't supposed to be in Washington until next month. I'll have to have a word with my publicist.<br /><br />People might make assumptions.<br /><br />CAPTCHA directs me to the righteous Bubbe. Amen.Mendacious Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12049940881736591891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-91986025100223963942009-06-25T08:59:47.113-07:002009-06-25T08:59:47.113-07:00Excuse me, sir, may I have a word with you?
I'...Excuse me, sir, may I have a word with you?<br /><br />I'm going to have to ask you to show me you have a permit for that Capybara you were brandishing earlier. Carrying a concealed rodent without a permit is a serious offense, and if it was <i>loaded</i> it could be a felony.<br /><br />Even so, you could have your Capybara permit revoked by brandishing it in public. <br /><br />Capcha says cornis.<br /><br />Game Hen On!mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-34964115748635370742009-06-25T07:32:27.812-07:002009-06-25T07:32:27.812-07:00"A big rodent called a marmot." I think..."A big rodent called a marmot." I think they're <i>usually</i> called "woodchucks" or "groundhogs," actually. We call ours "Ludlow." Little bastard ate all my cabbages.tigrisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-18750437697072949782009-06-25T05:31:18.006-07:002009-06-25T05:31:18.006-07:00While all the other diners go to great lengths not...While all the other diners go to great lengths not to talk about the marmot in the corner of the room...<br />Another round of banana smoothies for Table 6!herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-78712514542549565732009-06-25T03:37:45.770-07:002009-06-25T03:37:45.770-07:00If it was a woolly Marmot such as used to walk the...If it was a woolly Marmot such as used to walk the plains of Europe in bygone days, it would be a problem in a diner. Drinking all the soup with it's trunk and such.<br /><br />Whitter says Capcha, how dares ya!!!!Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-73003050890378404552009-06-25T01:46:02.979-07:002009-06-25T01:46:02.979-07:00A fortunately furry marmot. The hairless ones are ...A fortunately furry marmot. The hairless ones are the real trouble.M. Bouffanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04519088858760760560noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-21019509092302640722009-06-24T22:03:08.937-07:002009-06-24T22:03:08.937-07:00Ho ho, you crazy Foster's-swilling Aussies and...Ho ho, you crazy Foster's-swilling Aussies and the animals you fuck.<br /><br />Marmot has the distinct advantage of being spreadable.Righteous Bubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-54750616836883601502009-06-24T21:45:26.650-07:002009-06-24T21:45:26.650-07:00You call that a 'big rodent'? That's n...You call that a 'big rodent'? That's not a big rodent. Now <i>this</i> is a <b>big rodent</b>.<br />[brandishes capybara].herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-88443781115278725552009-06-24T21:45:11.743-07:002009-06-24T21:45:11.743-07:00Note that in the Post's article the marmot is ...<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/24/AR2009062403072.html" title="" rel="nofollow">Note that in the Post's article the marmot is eventually shooed away.</a> AFTER GNAWING THE LEGS OFF A GRANDMOTHER. Ha ha, no just kidding, the marmot was in the restaurant and then was outside again in a short while.<br /><br />In other news there is other news of equal value.Righteous Bubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-86156759942287445422009-06-24T21:34:09.624-07:002009-06-24T21:34:09.624-07:00I'm imagining the story was related by Ralph W...I'm imagining the story was related by Ralph Wiggum.<br /><br />"I was at a restaurant and I was eating food and then a marmot came into the restaurant!"Righteous Bubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-20846727552782878112009-06-24T21:23:04.424-07:002009-06-24T21:23:04.424-07:00Oh, hell.
It's like they're just phoning ...Oh, hell.<br /><br />It's like they're just phoning it in.<br /><br />I've hallucinated WAY weirder shit than that...mikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-67635115918507828112009-06-24T21:19:41.526-07:002009-06-24T21:19:41.526-07:00He/she/it/marmot was probably upset by their comme...He/she/it/marmot was probably upset by their comment section formatting.<br /><br />Probably the critter's first name was Jonah.<br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©http://ifthethunderdontgetya.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com