thenthelightningwill (9 seconds ago) - Well I saw all I need to know about witches on Monty Python and what we need is more enhanced interrogations like waterboarding because witches weigh less than a duck and that's why they don't float. ~
The regs at the usual Baptist warehouse now consider ANYONE who does not attend church a suspected witch or occultist, whether lutheran, catholic, non-believer, muslim, jew, etc. Even out in Eastside LA, the fundies consider catholic padres high priests of Lucifer or something ("Marians"), just a different sect than the Moon Godess types, jews or mormonics (tho' bapticks do at times seem to tolerate LDS, since they tend to be business types, moralist crusaders and so forth. Good witches).
Californian Commercial Oversight Czar Granple Hustion today confirmed a "shake up" in the Vibrator repair industry. He said "Well, these guys have been humming along, for years, doing all sorts of candle based repairs which are taxed under Jadgerwach Direktive 145a as Religious Duties, and attract higher taxes. Let the warning go out Hustion said "Unlicensed candle workers, we're coming for you".
Is that the same angel that was in the alien albino picture? Now it's trying to take the sheet off Ms. September, the dirty little sod. The donkey is to ride home on, Mikey.
thenthelightningwill (9 seconds ago) -
ReplyDeleteWell I saw all I need to know about witches on Monty Python and what we need is more enhanced interrogations like waterboarding because witches weigh less than a duck and that's why they don't float.
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YouTube discourse is raised once more.
ReplyDeleteDid you notice that "Weird Car Crashes - 819,966 views" is one of the related videos?
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Why not train wrecks?
ReplyDeleteWitches are bad drivers. It's the pointy hat.
ReplyDeleteAlso bad swimmers, hence the empirically-confirmed sinkage problem.
ReplyDeleteThe regs at the usual Baptist warehouse now consider ANYONE who does not attend church a suspected witch or occultist, whether lutheran, catholic, non-believer, muslim, jew, etc. Even out in Eastside LA, the fundies consider catholic padres high priests of Lucifer or something ("Marians"), just a different sect than the Moon Godess types, jews or mormonics (tho' bapticks do at times seem to tolerate LDS, since they tend to be business types, moralist crusaders and so forth. Good witches).
ReplyDeletePhuck, I may have kicked off the non-funny, literal-factual filter on RB.com. Lo siento
ReplyDeleteWell, that's kinda the point of the silly shit at the top of the thread...
ReplyDeleteAhota!
Witches are bad drivers. It's the pointy hat.
ReplyDeleteThe broom skills they acquire first also prove a hindrance when they discover cars just can't maneuver like a sweet broom.
Oh crap, have we gone serious?
ReplyDeleteNobody could have predicted we'd go serious.
ReplyDeleteActually, there's one specific reason why the bapticks and other protestants detest the marian-catholics.
ReplyDeleteCandles. Big ones. Those mondo votive Candles are the work of.......the Fiend.
Since this is R rated blog, we shan't go into details, but think...Linda Blair
If this thread has gone serious, does that mean the quantum entanglement thread has, too? I can't look, my waveform is already feeling faint.
ReplyDeleteIt is both serious and not serious until you look.
ReplyDeleteThou shalt not have unnatural relations with the tapered, or untapered wax! It is iniquity.
ReplyDeleteCandles.
ReplyDeleteI miss the old days when it was gold. The Protestants have been doing some catching up in that area.
Alright, enough serious. There appears to be a trend towards.......Nun-Kultur.
ReplyDeleteI used to run the quaint little vibrator repair shop in sacramento.
ReplyDeleteNobody ever brought me a candle and asked me to restore it's length. I'm not sure I could have done that.
But by golly I woulda tried...
Californian Commercial Oversight Czar Granple Hustion today confirmed a "shake up" in the Vibrator repair industry. He said "Well, these guys have been humming along, for years, doing all sorts of candle based repairs which are taxed under Jadgerwach Direktive 145a as Religious Duties, and attract higher taxes. Let the warning go out Hustion said "Unlicensed candle workers, we're coming for you".
ReplyDeleteThe apostate nuns usually become Wickans, anyway.
ReplyDeleteIt seems to me that they live their lives like a candle in the hind.
ReplyDeleteOut, out brief candle!
ReplyDeletemy waveform is already feeling faint
ReplyDeletePerhaps you could borrow a wig from Phil Spector.
The apostate nuns usually become Wickans
ReplyDeleteIs this related to candle worship?
CA Dept. of Consumer Affairs, announces Open testing for Wax and Wick Technician Trainees II, e9931112iii
ReplyDeleteI was not sure about the invitation to become a Wicca Man until my Wiccan Calendar introduced me to Ms September and Ms October.
ReplyDeletesweet broom
ReplyDeleteDo NOT smoke that stuff, whatever your hippie friends might tell you. You just throw up and they laugh. Or so I heard.
Man, how many vertebrae does Ms September have, anyway? Baby got way too much back.
ReplyDeleteShe's got vertebrae that go all the way up.
ReplyDeleteAmongst them that do art this is the phenomenon known as "How tall is the sodding canvas again?
ReplyDeleteThat painter dude knows from knockers.
ReplyDeleteThose babes are hot.
But what's up with the donkey?
I'm on my kness
She's showing off her ass.
ReplyDeleteIs that the same angel that was in the alien albino picture? Now it's trying to take the sheet off Ms. September, the dirty little sod.
ReplyDeleteThe donkey is to ride home on, Mikey.