tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post4938580325272143553..comments2023-08-20T02:46:16.045-07:00Comments on Righteous Bubba: I Have No Bridge and I Must TrollRighteous Bubbahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-27114486236711332442009-07-18T15:48:10.034-07:002009-07-18T15:48:10.034-07:00Did I say always look 'em in the eye? I meant...Did I say always look 'em in the eye? I meant neverRusty Shacklefordnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-37304787738358674642009-07-17T14:43:33.512-07:002009-07-17T14:43:33.512-07:00If you try to help they just cock a snook at youIf you try to help they just <a href="http://example.com" rel="nofollow">cock a snook</a> at youAnother Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-32908042515618949472009-07-17T14:30:36.177-07:002009-07-17T14:30:36.177-07:00They're always wanging about this or that.They're always wanging about this or that.Righteous Bubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-68297476910680333292009-07-17T13:59:25.817-07:002009-07-17T13:59:25.817-07:00I was looking to see if he was breathing.
Always ...<i>I was looking to see if he was breathing.</i><br /><br />Always look 'em in the eye.Rusty Shacklefordnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-36545219702947421242009-07-17T13:52:13.192-07:002009-07-17T13:52:13.192-07:00I was looking to see if he was breathing. Big mis...I was looking to see if he was breathing. Big mistake.Kathleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00923975835078747456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-88004358092121562292009-07-17T12:31:50.807-07:002009-07-17T12:31:50.807-07:00I feel really bad, but you don't wanna look &#...I feel really bad, but you don't wanna look 'em in the meatus when you walk by.Righteous Bubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-49052000181427474482009-07-17T12:29:30.068-07:002009-07-17T12:29:30.068-07:00A homeless PENIS is a sad thing indeed.A homeless PENIS is a sad thing indeed.Rusty Shacklefordnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-14246345650663301452009-07-17T12:21:16.801-07:002009-07-17T12:21:16.801-07:00I saw drunken passed out homeless PENIS yesterday ...I saw drunken passed out homeless PENIS yesterday and thought of you all. Just thought you would want to know.Kathleenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00923975835078747456noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-91465090619996265952009-07-17T07:18:06.844-07:002009-07-17T07:18:06.844-07:00He is going to need a lot more vaseline if he plan...He is going to need a lot more vaseline if he plans on using that gun like he wants to.<br /><br />I get no repec.fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01522672049371678717noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-38604100299124253652009-07-16T19:38:16.489-07:002009-07-16T19:38:16.489-07:00To be fair, you say that without ever having seen ...To be fair, you say that without ever having seen my carriage...<br /><br />Or my shinnmikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-63023324506875529552009-07-16T18:57:56.374-07:002009-07-16T18:57:56.374-07:00egg yokes
Listen: eggs are not strong enough to ...<i>egg yokes</i><br /><br />Listen: eggs are not strong enough to pull your carriage.Righteous Bubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-22994323135266385662009-07-16T18:25:36.433-07:002009-07-16T18:25:36.433-07:00Seems to me the most rational approach would be to...Seems to me the most rational approach would be to eat the pheasant snack, grab a couple of the emerald plate, kick over the table, kill the asshole in the way, grab a nymph or two and run like hell.<br /><br />Oh wait.<br /><br />That was last thanksgiving at my sister's house. They're thinking about letting me come back...<br /><br />Mmikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-52998827315122361262009-07-16T18:06:35.136-07:002009-07-16T18:06:35.136-07:00Damn, RB.
That guy understands comedy just the wa...Damn, RB.<br /><br />That guy understands comedy just the way Julia Gorin does.<br /><br /><i>Hey, watch us all dress up in blackface and make fun of the dumb n****rs! It's funny 'cause we're really white guys wearing makeup, not dumb n****rs! Get it?! HAHAHA!</i><br />~ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©http://ifthethunderdontgetya.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-51892758713344694302009-07-16T17:09:08.959-07:002009-07-16T17:09:08.959-07:00Certainly you wouldn't even CONSIDER animating...<i>Certainly you wouldn't even CONSIDER animating his hair.</i><br /><br />You know, I hadn't considered it.<br /><br />Hmm.Righteous Bubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-13628791090683033902009-07-16T16:38:18.959-07:002009-07-16T16:38:18.959-07:00he food consisted of eight morsels of choicest, su...<i>he food consisted of eight morsels of choicest, succulent roast pheasant meat</i><br />We never eat the morsel around here. They are a bit low to the ground, if you get my meaning.Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-35394765693272986212009-07-16T16:33:51.791-07:002009-07-16T16:33:51.791-07:00that emoticon has got to sting. Hard.
Just like m...<i>that emoticon has got to sting. Hard.</i><br /><br />Just like my liberal ass likes it!cognitive dissidenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09184238731569028494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-85637607182926106292009-07-16T16:21:59.291-07:002009-07-16T16:21:59.291-07:00It's kind of sweet when mom brings everyone co...<i>It's kind of sweet when mom brings everyone cookies.</i><br />Ah, so the special ingredients are a family tradition.<br /><br />Speaking of which:<br /><i>When this fourth rich course was removed, the table was relaid for the fifth with a crimson silk cloth, and the nymphs clothed in the same. The flowers were yellow, white and amethystine Cairo roses; the food consisted of eight morsels of choicest, succulent roast pheasant meat, and many pieces of a light white bread. The sauce was thus: fresh egg yokes with pine nuts, orange water, pomegranate juice, Colossine sugar and cinnamon. The dishes were of emerald, and so was the table of the sublime queen.</i>herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-17614215458481838162009-07-16T15:38:40.358-07:002009-07-16T15:38:40.358-07:00Well, my comment made it up, but it's fairly d...Well, my comment made it up, but it's fairly dull.Righteous Bubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-11034166366697655782009-07-16T15:37:00.523-07:002009-07-16T15:37:00.523-07:00As far as attacks go, I found Simpson's invect...<i>As far as attacks go, I found Simpson's invective to be rather unimaginative compared to his rants about "liberal Democrat [sic] lefties..."</i><br /><br />Yeah, but that emoticon has got to sting. Hard.J—https://www.blogger.com/profile/18170012454374960050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-5074468715887848382009-07-16T15:30:03.136-07:002009-07-16T15:30:03.136-07:00I LOVE the German porn.
Especially the sound trac...I LOVE the German porn.<br /><br />Especially the sound track.<br /><br />It always sounds like "MMmmmm, ja, fritzen mitzen titzen shitzen fitzen"<br /><br />That never fails to amuse...<br /><br />Capcha, on the other hand, likes the gersm pornmikeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13057701313718589322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-70043454346249484322009-07-16T15:28:59.511-07:002009-07-16T15:28:59.511-07:00As far as attacks go, I found Simpson's invect...<i>As far as attacks go, I found Simpson's invective to be rather unimaginative compared to his rants about "liberal Democrat [sic] lefties..."</i><br /><br />Sure, the shout-out was nice, but why wasn't there more in the post about ME ME ME and what I think?Righteous Bubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-6200787793242975232009-07-16T15:23:09.003-07:002009-07-16T15:23:09.003-07:00It's kind of sweet when mom brings everyone co...It's kind of sweet when mom brings everyone cookies.<br /><br />Also disgusting when they take a bite and figure it out.Righteous Bubbahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18054084550730989361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-14070206627509098272009-07-16T15:15:51.695-07:002009-07-16T15:15:51.695-07:00sick online German porn filmed in your mothers’ ba...<i>sick online German porn </i><b>filmed</b><i> in your mothers’ basements</i><br /><br />Fexcsed, as the cool kids are apparently saying.herr doktor bimlernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-53608274585474339332009-07-16T14:21:19.658-07:002009-07-16T14:21:19.658-07:00As far as attacks go, I found Simpson's invect...As far as attacks go, I found Simpson's invective to be rather unimaginative compared to his rants about "liberal Democrat [sic] lefties..."<br /><br />Besides, everyone knows that tinfoil is for hats, we pinko commies live in vacuum-less slovenliness, and Swedish porn is the best. (Also, there's no wireless signal in my Mom's basement, so I had to write this comment at Starbucks after bumming $6 from her for my favorite frou-frou frappuccino.)<br /><br />(RE your title: Somewhere on the Internet, Harlan Ellison is cranky...)cognitive dissidenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09184238731569028494noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23756739.post-14919009430280406372009-07-16T14:18:59.481-07:002009-07-16T14:18:59.481-07:00John The Simpson confirms his position in the top ...John The Simpson confirms his position in the top flight of bloggers with the stinging "unrighteous" label.<br />Then to disable the comments of said heathen proves that we are dealing with some one from the top shelf of the blog liqour cabinet. Yes, next to Burt Prelutsky's Old Persnickity is a bottle of Gimpsons Tomato Sauce and Vodkatini.Another Kiwinoreply@blogger.com