Monday, June 11, 2007

Might Makes Righteous

When I was poor I went to the local skid-row church after drinking at the local dive because you could get free hot-dogs and pop while they harangued you about the usual bullshit. There I saw the female member of The Power Team (or a reasonable facsimile thereof) and she did her bits, which were HILARIOUS.

Anyway, the best part was the summary of her act in which she told a story about Jesus from the Christian apocrypha, which riled the locals who started yelling "NO HE DIDN'T!" She yelled back "YES HE DID!" and won the argument, as people who break ice-blocks with their foreheads often do.


John Foust said...

Be sure to visit my Power Team web site to learn about their methods for sneaking into public schools to promote their evening revival events.

Righteous Bubba said...