Imagine the Liberties an Evil Man Could Take with the Pooch I Screwed

John McCain:

Well, my record is clear. I believe that the world is better off without Saddam Hussein. I believe it's clear that he had every intention to acquire and use weapons of mass destruction. I can only imagine what Saddam Hussein would be doing with the wealth he would acquire with oil at $110 and $120 a barrel.

Saddam was so sneaky he would have invaded Iraq himself just to drive up prices.