Wednesday, April 09, 2008


I am sick. I tried to watch a Looney Tunes DVD but laughing hurts. I tried to wash my bedclothes and the machine became unbalanced and caught fire. Seriously.

On the good side I have discovered the proper way to rest the arch of my foot on the spout and gently tweak the amount of hot water with the first knuckle of my middle toe.


Snag said...

You know what they say - it's better than the alternative!

Wait a minute. I might have gotten that wrong.

Kathleen said...

dude. that's terrible.

that's like the time my friend was sick and her mom said "take a shower, you'll feel better" and she did and then she threw up in the shower and then slipped and fell and hit her head.