Thursday, April 23, 2009

Eating Leather and Tobacco


13 comments:

Rusty Shackleford said...

Masters and Johnson can cure your desire to take a chocolate journey.

Righteous Bubba said...

God-dang it, where's my slang dictionary?

Dillon said...

Brent Bozell borrowed it.

The pages will all be stuck together when you get it back.

J— said...

Frango means chicken in Portuguese.

Righteous Bubba said...

That'd be tastier than Ecuador's contribution. The leather and tobacco is pretty good.

Another Kiwi said...

Are we so time poor that we cannot wait around to have the post fudgehammer smoke but must have it all at the same time?
Truly we have sinisterized our goals.

herr doktor bimler said...

I myself am time poor but hours wealthy. Or something like that. My stopped clock keeps sidereal time, so it is right every 23 hours and 56 minutes.

herr doktor bimler said...

Further research reveals that leather and tobacco do not taste like chocolate, and as soon as I stop throwing up I will contact my lawyers about suing you for a replacement pair of Blundstones.

tigris said...

Pfft, if you only smoke filtered chocolate of course you don't get the full flavor profile.

Mendacious D said...

Hang on. So if the Ivory Coast is 40% cocoa, what percentages to the leather and tobacco make up?

Also, if they have any clove crop blended in, I expect to move immediately.

Righteous Bubba said...

So if the Ivory Coast is 40% cocoa, what percentages to the leather and tobacco make up?

It's an ever-increasing percentage as a warming climate melts the tastiest parts of the country into the sea.

fish said...

Chocolate hasn't made me this hot since I saw that special wrestling match in Providence.

Righteous Bubba said...

I saw one in Truth or Consequences that didn't work out so well.