Monday, April 20, 2009

Octopie

Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner,
Eating an octopie;
He gave it a tweak,
And pulled out a beak,
And said "Really I just want to die."

15 comments:

herr doktor bimler said...

I dare you to forward that to P. Z. Myers.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

PZ is everywhere; he will hear.

I predict Snag and Jennifer will be visited by Secret Squid Service.

Righteous Bubba said...

I dare you to forward that to P. Z. Myers.

Done!

Now do you dare me to pee in a theatre? Huh? HUH?

herr doktor bimler said...

I dare you to chew blue goo, sir.

Capcha says 'spored'. Damnit, I could have sworn that I turned off the webcam.

Righteous Bubba said...

I choose to chew blue goo sir!

tigris said...

Next time try tako casserole.

herr doktor bimler said...

Little John Boehner
Used all the toner
And promised a budget, but no.
The pages weren't numbered,
By facts unencumbered,
You could call it a "manifest O".

Righteous Bubba said...

Next time try tako casserole.

Yo quiero tako beak.

herr doktor bimler said...

Be choosy! Chew Chew-Z!
The only blue goo endorsed by Philip K. Dick.

herr doktor bimler said...

It turns out that octo-pi = 3.110376.

Another Kiwi said...

Now do you dare me to pee in a theatre? Huh? HUH?You some sort of Frenchman or something??

Righteous Bubba said...

Well. I haven't peed on stage, but that wasn't for lack of drunkenness.

J Neo Marvin said...

This is the greatest poem ever written.

Snag said...

Geez, thanks a lot. Professor Myers is close enough he could kick my ass in person over a long weekend.

Righteous Bubba said...

The dog would watch and laugh.