Chris Muir is in love with Sarah Palin.
Let's take a closer look at just how much in love he is.
Here is her beautiful Spock-browed cross-and-cockeyed face, settled almost centrally on her neck. Perhaps her glasses were damaged in a snowmobile accident:
The lovely orangutan arm of love can cuddle with the strength of ten men, while the club-like "hand" attachment crushes ice lickety-split:
Chris knows some brokeback mountin' ain't bad after all! Palin's protruding rib suggests that she is working hard to keep herself trim, but she could obviously thumb a ride if she needed to:
He loves her from her head to her head-sized foot: