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26 comments:
Flush Botox versus Michael Stole in the heavyweightish contest for the GOP Jesters hat of insensibility.
Who will win the bout, who will walk away with the chromed 8-ball gear stick prize, who will dare it all in the knocked up, drugged down, scrambled-eggs-in-the-loser's-trousers fight to the finish!?!??!
It's all happening 8pm, Friday night in the Opotiki Scout Group hall, no cover charge.
If you are insist on inviting us to drag and drop, you should also provide an alligator pit.
Zededico? I vaguely recall him as Zebedee's evil twin in The Magic Roundabout.
The little black things look like an army of parasites aiming to make a slave of this Man.
The caterpillars are gonna give me nightmares.
They look like they dropped off of his taint.
I guess if you don't mind if Rush (dope, not band) decides to DROP his nasty junk on your floor, Bubba, then I don't mind either (although if it was actually Geddy Lee's junk, this would have to be a more extensive discussion), but if the big sweaty pig is gonna DRAG it all over the place first you're gonna need some righteous disinfectant in there....
mikey
I like the rotating eyebrows on his ankles, like Namor.
I put one on his head, like a beanie.
And like thirty on his junk, so it looks like a pile of squirming badgers.
The static eyebrows are a good floor overtop of that pink cloud.
And like thirty on his junk, so it looks like a pile of squirming badgers.
Until now, I never thought someone could cross the line with me.
I will be in the corner rocking gently.
Word verification: hoseress
Indeed.
This whole thing is childish and reprehensible.
Heh, his nipples look like little helicopters.
This thread needs more outrage from offended Sumo fans, is all I'm saying.
Would it help if I pointed out the resemblance to a pull-string pinata?
I think someone has pulled spongebobs string in a very private fashion, by the look on his face.
Yo capcha is talking about the prostitute at the bakery, the bunho
Worst case of tapeworms evah.
True Good Herr Doktor. Perhaps he should remember that "Nothing kills more intestinal parasites than Drontal Plus"
Just sayin'
So are those Mark Noonan's eyebrows?
The capatcha "viess" suggests German, which means that Rush Limbaugh is like Hitler, or is it Whole Foods that are the Nazis these days?
So are those Mark Noonan's eyebrows?
Noonan's eyebrows are the cilantro of eyebrows: they go with everything!
You should do some propeller-style spinning mustachios, too. Also, I put them all on his junk and it didn't look at all like badgers. DISAPPOINTING.
Aw jeebus! You made me think of that thing in drag. Shame on you.
I'd say "remove your dress" but I am a gentleman.
"Lift up your dress if the answer is no!!"
To get the squirming-badger effect, you need to drag-&-drop a combination of stationary staches and rotating ones.
Even more than a mustelid clusterfuck, the resulting pulsating mass reminds me of a rapidly-approaching army of hairy great spiders, but that's the thing about the DTs -- everything reminds one of a rapidly-approaching army of hairy great spiders, except
OH FUCK NO GET THEM OFF ME BLOODY GREAT BLOODBAGS
"Son, in the future you will use a device called a 'computer' to place squirming eyebrows on the crotch of crazed radio host altered to look like a sumo wrestler. And I'll be proud of you."
That's right, we have more power at our fingertips than any of the great kings of history. But squirming Butt Badgers is whut we do.
Or as capcha calls them acrungma's
Hey!
Squirming Butt Badgers is the name of my band!!
We don't have a contract.
I'm sure that's a conspiracy! Undeadiphobists in the liberal media!!!
Also David Broder.
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