Q is for Quayle
Who misspelled potato
It's hard to believe
He'd been a senato
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18 comments:
That's a potato print picture, too isn't it?
Zoom in. I spent HOURS getting the little whorls in the face right!
I hope you know what you've unleashed! Not even Plink, the Ocelot, can save you now...
Dan and I haven't used the leash for ages. And I feel so alone.
I tried to make a quail-print picture of a potato, but the Frau Doktorin Penny was not well pleased with all the squawking and the feathers everywhere.
You freeze them, then chip your potato out. Voila!
Michelangelo also believed that each frozen quail has a beautiful potato to be found within it, and the sculptor's duty is to free that potato by removing the excess quail.
And from that wisdom came the Estima Chapel ceiling.
I'll trade a fine quetzal for a glass of quetsch.
~
I am inspired now to create a series of prints based on Yves Klein's Anthropometries, but using birds slathered in paint rather than nude ladies.
Heed the voice of experience when I advise you not to try this with cats.
Zoom in. I spent HOURS getting the little whorls in the face right!I'm not an artist or nothin' but was it necessary to write "fuck off" in the iris of the left eye?
A long time ago I had a Glen Campbell record with "subliminal" writing on the cover. I nevertheless found I did not want to have sex with him.
I suppose if I don't want to have sex with Dan Quayle the subliminals are more successful this time.
Why I don't want to have sex with Dan Quayle
It appears that you are possessed by the spirit of the recently-deceased J. G. Ballard.
Out, Jezebel Spirit! We command thee by book and bell and candle! Leave this man, for he is Righteous in the name of FSM!
Good lord! Years of suppressed sexual longings for "The Rhinestone Cowboy" are explained!
However the efficacy of the Dan Quayle writing is pretty near total.
Jezebel, I bind you with chains of iron! Sexy!
Whereas Dan Quaalude was bound by chains of irony which froze him until GHWB released his inner potato.
Now AK is confused, and thinking of the Clark Ashton Smith story.
I think you misspelled senatoe.
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