Friday, July 10, 2009

The Baitles



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19 comments:

J— said...

What a treasure trove. Current favorites: "La Bamba," trying to stay on time, and "American Girl," pacing, endlessly pacing.

7/10/2009 05:47:00 p.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

Current favorites: "La Bamba,"

No way is he the captain.

7/10/2009 05:49:00 p.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXjiMHaM28A

7/10/2009 05:56:00 p.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

Destiny's Child not surviving.

7/10/2009 06:00:00 p.m.
J— said...

Wow, that trio. Painful, but at least they belt it out and you can hear them. Some of this people, you can't hear a thing they're saying.

Wait, what's this? I thought Creed got back together. What is Scott Stapp doing in a karaoke contest?

7/10/2009 06:25:00 p.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

That guy hasn't got timing either. What is the deal? No singalongs on the school bus when growing up?

7/10/2009 06:35:00 p.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

The Amy Grant lady sincerely likes her song.

7/10/2009 06:42:00 p.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

Painful body language here, but the guy's been practicing.

7/10/2009 06:45:00 p.m.
J said...

Yeah the Amy Grant broad rules, at least with sound off after 20 seconds. The Beatless boy had Johnny Lennon spinning in his vat down Perdido way.

Now I remembah why I detest the online V Voice: you click on some groovalicious-looking tab, like "Choice Cunts" , and it's neither choice, or c*nts. Maybe "Choice Cunts do Karoake": Yes, Bob, the microphone appears to be inside the next contestant, and yes she will offering her vaginal rendition of America the Beautiful.....

7/10/2009 06:51:00 p.m.
Caliph Garrett said...

Well, Creed Magnon Man has the "more of ME in my monitor, soundman" pantomime down pat. He's ready for the big time.

7/10/2009 06:54:00 p.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

Apparently they can't take away his dignity.

7/10/2009 06:55:00 p.m.
J said...

Creed-Elvis, for Century 21.

Yellow sportscoat might help.

Don't ya step on my wingtipped- shoes.

Real estate, Elvis, and karoake grunge joke opportunities up the ying yang.

(this is all irony, right, RB? Karoake's verging near the Region of Thud, man)

7/10/2009 07:30:00 p.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

(this is all irony, right, RB? Karoake's verging near the Region of Thud, man)

I don't see that the ratio of shit to gold is different from the ratio offered by the music industry, so, uh, I dunno man.

7/10/2009 08:00:00 p.m.
J said...

I don't see that the ratio of shit to gold is different from the ratio offered by the music industry

Alright, but the Karoakers jus' retrofit the shit, mostly. Though sort of kitschy fun in right place I guess, like ventura blvd, sushi, and Sushie....

karoake muzak generally leans towards pop, or deesco, maybe some Elvis. Now if they did even say some Sinatra, hendrix, Stones, a Zappa medley.......might be interesting for a half-hour or so. Or even some old Dead ( that's sort of Mendicino trailer park karoake)

7/10/2009 08:31:00 p.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

Kitschy fun is the same thing as fun.

FYI there's a woman doing "Star Me Up" in that lot, but it's not so much fun except for the screwy face she makes when she realizes immediately that she's out of her depth.

Which is more emotion than was present in the original Stones song.

7/10/2009 08:39:00 p.m.
zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I was looking for Burt Prelutsky doing "I think we're alone now" but no luck.

7/11/2009 08:12:00 a.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

I've been thinking of looping the woman who does "I Think We're Alone Now" because her body language is so aggressive and assured. I hate her.

7/11/2009 09:53:00 a.m.
J said...
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7/11/2009 06:59:00 p.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

Glad that one got removed, I tell you whut.

7/11/2009 11:30:00 p.m.

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