Monday, July 13, 2009

The Human Shrub

The world needs heroes.

Corrupt bureaucrats cannot stand the shining green light of justice aimed at their actions:
Martin Hunt, the council committee member for parks and gardens, said the only reason containers were bereft of flowers was because the planting season had yet to begin.

"If the Human Shrub is crossing dual carriageways in order to make a political point then I think he is being very irresponsible," he told the East Anglian Daily Times.

"He could get himself injured or killed, or even worse could lead to someone else being injured or killed. At least when he was outside the town hall he was amusingly stupid. This is not funny at all."

7 comments:

Jennifer said...

I thought Bush was the human shrub??

This is also reminding me of a Night Gallery episode... can't recall the name.

Jennifer said...

Ok, just read the article... love what he's doing, don't want to see him walking anywhere in the middle of the night.

Righteous Bubba said...

Maybe Kolchak: The Night Stalker and the moss monster?

mikey said...

As much as the world needs heroes, there is a much greater need for heroin....

ingieudu?

Jennifer said...

The Night Gallery I was thinking of was Brenda...

A friendless girl comes across a strange, Bigfoot-like creature that looks as if it was unearthed from the forest itself with it's moss and plant-like appearance but no identifiable facial features.

M. Bouffant said...

There will always be an East Anglia.

herr doktor bimler said...

I got Shrub Man's origin story right here.

I hope you appreciate the spent hours I spent abslavin over a hot keyboard.