Friday, February 06, 2009

Boners

The Not-Really-the-President has gone too far!
CHANGING OF THE GUARD
Obama's Justice pick supports porn 'rights'

Ogden's clientele, legal arguments, raise alarms
Posted: February 03, 2009
8:58 pm Eastern
By Bob Unruh
© 2009 WorldNetDaily

President Obama has expressed his belief the U.S. Constitution should be interpreted through the lens of current events, and now he's apparently preparing to install as a senior official at the U.S. Justice Department a lawyer who goes one step further, advocating for constitutional protections for abortionists, pornographers and protesters.
Is there a scarier opening paragraph than one which threatens you with rights?

18 comments:

Mendacious D said...

In today's America? No.

rotten mcdonald said...

umm, I know we've had a fair bunch of those rolled back in the last 8 years, but don't we ALREADY have constitutional protections for all of those?

Even scarier having someone try to scarify you with already-existing rights.

rotten mcdonald said...

Men D answered me before I asked.
Canucks can Time Travel!!!!

Now that's scary.

Mendacious D said...

I read that comment yesterday.

Righteous Bubba said...

Go North for Thanksgiving and return to make bets!

tigris said...

I bet that dude support Constitutional rights for time travelers, too. Not on my watch!

Righteous Bubba said...

The time travellers will STEAL THAT WATCH.

rotten mcdonald said...

Time Travelers will also DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE.

Before you order it.

tigris said...

Time traveler watch theft will be happened; it shall be going to be happening; it will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future.

Righteous Bubba said...

...Never's been to meeeeee...

Another Kiwi said...

The RNC can see the blocks falling into place here, Sworn in on the Koran, bankrupting the country, legalizing the porn industry.
With the amount of bed wetting this will induce, you will have to start rowing to work in the morning.

herr doktor bimler said...

Time travellers killed my butterfly!

mikey said...

Hey, did I ever tell you about the Hadrisaur pelvis I have in my sock drawer.

Here's the thing. It's got a .375 H&H slug embedded in it.

Yup. Time travelers have ALWAYS been here because once time travel is developed, there will have ALWAYS been time travelers.

Shhh. I think they might be on to me. Yesterday I couldn't find my car keys. I think the bastards hid 'em...

mikey

rotten mcdonald said...

How often do you clean your sock drawer, mikey?

Cuz if a hadrisaur died in there, it might be time....

herr doktor bimler said...

Bloody unsportsmanlike poachers with their .375s. They spoil it for the rest of us who stay within the maximum bag and use nothing more powerful than a crossbow.

Righteous Bubba said...

I like going back and getting the locals to chant funny phrases like "yabba dabba doo".

herr doktor bimler said...

In the old testament of the Holy Bibble, Habakkuk informs us that "I will stand upon my watch". I think that was to stop time-travelling Canadians from stealing it.

Righteous Bubba said...

Curse those bible-altering Caanandians.