Tuesday, February 03, 2009

I Need a New Name

I'm tired of this one. A long time ago there was a Rename Retardo thread at Sadly, No! and I contributed these:

Mr. October
Awlay Rofessorpay
Homo Irockita
Habeas Dorkus
William Redquist
AJP Gaylord
Axis of Weevils
Substance McGravitas
Serious O’Thoughtful
Major General Respectable Van Yesiagree
History’s Greatest Munster
A Boy Named Francine
Cookies for Everyone!
I Like Pie!
Harcourt Brace
Chuck U. Farley
Iron Fistula
Red and Expert
The Man from Nantucket
Nostrildamus
John Q. Pubic
The Sound and the Furry
Corinthian Leatherneck
The Great White “HELP!”
Land of 1000 Dunces
The Puffington Host

I haven't even touched the JanusNode yet...but I kind of like Serious O'Thoughtful.

27 comments:

Rusty Shackleblart said...

Rex Kickass

Righteous Bubba said...

That well describes my menacing 6'10" of rippling muscle but I do not want to frighten the timid.

Rusty Shackleblart said...

Good, because I think I've almost convinced the missus to name our upcoming baby boy it.

Mendacious D said...

But I like Righteous Bubba!

OWA Giveaway?

Also, my captcha text is "expuds." Just sayin'.

Righteous Bubba said...

You know Mendacious D is really good...hmmm...

Another Kiwi said...

I've always liked Aerogenes (air- roge-a-knees)for a name especially if the first name is Klebsiella.
you can read about it here http://microbewiki.kenyon.edu/index.php/Klebsiella.
Baitfister Mendle is another good one. Tubepants McSmiley.

herr doktor bimler said...

Well my captcha text is "prudis", so feel free to call yourself "Expuds Prudis".
Speaking of captcha text, if only I had a small primate for a pet, I would be able to call it "Aye-Aye Capt'n".

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I remember Substance McGravitas well, I'm pretty sure that's the one I voted for.

Anyways, Righteous Blarta seems to be working out.
~

Righteous Bubba said...

I was sort of wishing that I'd done Substance O'Gravitas because it makes me think of gravy. I like gravy.

Mendacious D said...

You know Mendacious D is really good...hmmm...

Wait, you know one of my exes?

I suppose the name could be made available. For a nominal fee, of course.

Righteous Bubba said...

We should just trade blogs and fuck everyone up. My password's, uh, TRUEPASSWORDYESSIRREE. What's yours?

herr doktor bimler said...

http://microbewiki.kenyon.edu/index.php/Klebsiella.
Bloody oath. All this time I thought 'klebsiella' was the name of the European sausage I was buying, when in fact it was a description of the major contaminant.

Mendacious D said...

Trade blogs? Do you really want to take it a step down?

fish said...

Confuseius
Shat in the hat
Quelle fromage
Rank and defile
Sushi and the Banshees
Liz Cheney

J— said...

I like Substance McGravitas.

tigris said...

I love Substance McGravitas; it sounds like you have ample fundaments.

Another Kiwi said...

mmmmm Ample Fundaments is a good name by itself

Righteous Bubba said...

All this time I thought 'klebsiella' was the name of the European sausage I was buying, when in fact it was a description of the major contaminant.

Don't leave 'em on the tree too long and they're fine.

Righteous Bubba said...

Fondle Implements.

tigris said...

I bet the stimulus package doesn't include those either.

Lawnguylander said...

Substance McGravitas is my pick too but whatever you pick should be appended with History's Greatest Munster. e.g. Substance McGravitas, History's Greatest Munster.

another McKiwi said...

Yes the byline must fit the name
eg: Tremble McLaetes
Quality Jellied eels 24/7

Righteous Bubba said...

Substance McGravitas, History's Greatest Munster.

Since I have no will of my own I was thinking of going with Substance McGravitas but as a tagline I was thinking THE POWER OF REASON UNCHENEYED with maybe Prometheus busting himself offa that rock and biting the heads off the liver-eating birds in front of cheering babes and explosions.

Or something.

herr doktor bimler said...

The power of reason brings forth Munsters.
Unless I am thinking of the Powers of Austin.

Righteous Bubba said...

Substance McGravitas: The Art of the Poopable

mikey said...

Y'know, as the man who brought "Fukbum" to a starving nation, you really should adopt that as at least part of your name.

Let's see. With the fallout from the presidential election, we need something that provides you with a racial identity in this post-racial society.

I've GOT it!!

Alibaster Fukbum, esq.

mikey

Righteous Bubba said...

That does sound tastier than regular Fuckbum.