Sunday, February 22, 2009

Dystopia

Disappointed Chris Muir:
In the liberal future hot babes are not allowed to wear hot clothes.

31 comments:

J— said...

In the liberal future hot babes are not allowed to wear hot clothes.

And their waists will have migrated to just below their armpits.

Your father's union card…

It's a Card Check. Get it? What wit, what prescience!

tigris said...

Now we see the benefits of a prehensile back!

Righteous Bubba said...

Your father's union card…

That traitorous asshole saved us again!

Rusty Shackleford said...

Those little fleas jumped all over me when I dared pay Chris a compliment of sorts (viz., that this cartoon actually makes non-abstract sense, if not funny).

Kinda fun to poke 'em.

J— said...

Her go-go dancer pose in the second-to-last frame is a bit out of place given the gravity of the situation.

Righteous Bubba said...

That's her walk.

Another Kiwi said...

She's a go-go dancer for freedom? I s'pose that's where she got the dollar.

And it seems that green ink is cheap this week?

Righteous Bubba said...

No ink: photoshop. I think I read some interview about his working method in which he keeps reusing templates of his various mutants rather than redrawing.

Rusty Shackleford said...

"She's a go-go dancer for freedom? I s'pose that's where she got the dollar."

AK wins a piece of the internet of his or her choosing.

Has anybody else noticed that Cartoon Mrs. Muir looks like the pink-haired chick who sells Esurance? Cuz I have.

Another Kiwi said...

So I guess the fishing porn section would not be appropriate? I am just asking on behalf of a friend.

tigris said...

"Whitebait Jailbait II: Something Fishy Going Down"

Rusty Shackleford said...

"A Perfect Storm - OF BREASTS AND VAGINAS"

Y'know, there aren't that many fishing movies out of which to make porn titles.

Rusty Shackleford said...

"The Old Man and the Pee"

Rusty Shackleford said...

"Moby Dick"

Another Kiwi said...

I am NOT going to see "The Old Man and the Pee".
I was thinking of the more esoteric "I am Curious: Yellow-eyed mullet"

Righteous Bubba said...

Deep Trout.

Rusty Shackleford said...

"The Story of Onchoryncus mykiss"

Righteous Bubba said...

Chum and Cummer.

J— said...

How about Smelt of a Woman?

Another Kiwi said...

Moll Flounders?

Rusty Shackleford said...

"A Fish Called Wanda"

Righteous Bubba said...

Wanta!

Righteous Bubba said...

Fisting Nemo

tigris said...

JAWS: When Vagina Dentata attack!

Captcha=swimp... Swimp Cock Tale?

Righteous Bubba said...

Moby Dick.
20,000 Pegs Under the Sea.

Righteous Bubba said...

Not reading own comments thread: FAIL.

Herr Doktor Bimler said...

No suggestions for the fishmongery pawn theme, but I am promoting 'Rosy-Fingered Dawn' as an adult-themed combination of 'Troy' and 'Red Dawn'.

herr doktor bimler said...

Who should play Rosy, and who Dawn? Decisions, decisions.

Righteous Bubba said...

Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis are the dream combo of course, but failing that, two Wayans brothers.

Another Kiwi said...

Johnny Fingers
and Rose Hancock who was married to Western Australian Business Tycoon Land Hancock. Lang wanted to create a deep water harbour in WA by detonating an atomic bomb on the coast. Sadly this visionary has passed on leaving Rose and a daughter to fight over his fortune in a very seemly and dignified way.

Righteous Bubba said...

A true story, sadly: I knew a couple in high school and her last name was Holden, his Dickie.