Wednesday, February 18, 2009

I Am Awful



Wrestler's chihuahua
Rests in the last sleeper hold
Wake at Taco Bell

10 comments:

Righteous Bubba said...

It wakes because it's a ZOMBIE DOG.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

RB is zombie-whoring

Righteous Bubba said...

Now come on. I am sensitive to the exploitation of zombies and will not rest until the American Inhumane Society gets its little disclaimer about zombie safety put at the end of each film.

Rusty Shackleford said...

Loki? It's a trick.

herr doktor bimler said...

A haiku is fine. Now a limerick, that would have been disrespectful.

Shirley you mean the American Inhuman Society.

Righteous Bubba said...

Shirley you mean the American Inhuman Society.

I ruin jokes with E's.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

"No zombies were killed during the making of this film"

Righteous Bubba said...

Zombies also need wide open spaces in which to stagger.

tigris said...

American Inhumation Society?

Once Upon a Time in Mexico
A Prayer for the Dying
Act of Love, Desperate Hours
Exit in Red, Thicker than Blood
Thursday: Before Heaven's Gate
Fall Time, Angel Heart
Fade to Black

herr doktor bimler said...

I am astounded by the lack of interest shown by Disney Studios about my script for "The Adventures of Loki the Zombie Chihuahua".