Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Sick

Dennis Prager thinks the Left should answer a bunch of questions about torture.

I think Dennis Prager should let me know why I shouldn't steal his stuff to pay my bills.
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14 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Dennis can tonguejack my shitbox.

4/28/2009 01:12:00 p.m.
Rusty Shackleford said...

Well, I think the Right should come wax my car. Until they do that they're nothing but a bunch of hypocrites.

4/28/2009 01:54:00 p.m.
Jennifer said...

You know... some things in life should remain mysterious...

4/28/2009 02:18:00 p.m.
Another Kiwi said...

More questions:
1) Does Prager get paid for this?
2) In real money?
3) Does Prager realise that the TV show "24" is not a reality TV show?
4) Are The Left going to get the questions sent out on flyers so that we get one set each or will it be a sort of referendum thing or do we pick someone, Glenzilla perhaps, to tell the answers to Prager
5)Does reading a Prager column help in showing that torture doesn't work?
6)Before he washes cars I got lawns that need mowing?
7) What does capcha mean by noutcho? Another pizza topping that I don't want to know about?

4/28/2009 02:53:00 p.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

That's only seven questions. In the war of the questions we are two short.

4/28/2009 07:38:00 p.m.
zombie rotten mcdonald said...

8) Will Dennis Prager tonguejack my shitbox?

9) Does Dennis have enough stuff to pay my bills too?

4/28/2009 08:02:00 p.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

Well zombie, if you need a couple of wetsuits and a - oh my God.

4/28/2009 09:01:00 p.m.
fish said...

I don't think I would let Dennis tonguejack my shitbox. I don't know where his mouth has been.

4/29/2009 07:44:00 a.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

Recall that if he tonguejacks zombie ass the cleanliness comparison is pretty much a wash.

4/29/2009 12:14:00 p.m.
zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I believe my ass is cleaner than Prager's mouh.

after all, look at the things he SAYS with that mouth.

UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!!

4/29/2009 12:25:00 p.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

Well, you at least have the option of leaving the chunk of ass behind.

4/29/2009 01:22:00 p.m.
herr doktor bimler said...

How manyof your bills would Prager's accordion actually pay for?
Apparently the accordion was the stormtrooper of Western equal-temperament musical imperialism. I just found out about this through Howard Bloom's "Big Bang" series so it must be true.

4/30/2009 05:01:00 a.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

How many of your bills would Prager's accordion actually pay for?

I think this depends on how many blows to the head Prager receives with it.

5/01/2009 10:28:00 a.m.
Another Kiwi said...

So, ah. More blows to the head means less money due to accordion damage? Or more, due to the public service nature of hitting Prager.

5/01/2009 08:26:00 p.m.

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