Sunday, April 12, 2009

TV Or Not TV?

Via Rising Hegemon:

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17 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I am sure I responded to this same clip yesterday, some where such or other.

My response was a Daily Show clip.

Maybe at TPM?
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4/12/2009 03:08:00 p.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

You are the most responsive blog lover I have ever known.

4/12/2009 03:34:00 p.m.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

This has absolutely NOTHING to do with the fact that I have a loan narrative I'm supposed to have finished last week.

a loan narrative

Somebody just kill me. I'm a loser.

Anyways, Sadly, No, comment one jillian and one.

I hope in my next life I'm reincarnated as a cockroach, or some other creature with dignity.

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4/12/2009 03:38:00 p.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

What is a loan narrative? An application?

4/12/2009 03:52:00 p.m.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

No, I'm an underwriter.

Somebody who needs a loan somehow hooks up with a loan originator (aka a salesperson). If this passes the screening process and results in a check being sent in, we call it a loan application.

Then an underwriter will be assigned to engage 3rd parties (an appraiser, and engineer), and things process from there.

Ultimately, some underwriter is supposed to write the whole thing up, make a recommedation for a loan amount based on the NOI and all the other information, and then go before the loan committee.

Which is like this.
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4/12/2009 04:08:00 p.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

Who came up with the idea of a "narrative"? The Department of Horseshittery?

4/12/2009 04:18:00 p.m.
J— said...

Does a loan narrative have a beginning, middle, and end?

The only NOI I know is the Nation of Islam.

4/12/2009 04:24:00 p.m.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

A loan narrative has a middle and an end.

The beginning is in the executive summary, which I haven't even started.

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4/12/2009 04:32:00 p.m.
J— said...

"Behold, the underwriter! I always underwrite you, but nothing underwrites me!"

From a really conservative movie.

4/13/2009 06:02:00 a.m.
tigris said...

A loan narrative has a middle and an end.

You mean a climax and a denouement?

4/13/2009 07:49:00 a.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

I still don't really get it, and the Google requires me to read stuff. WHERE IS THE BRAIN UPLINK?

Is the deal just a description of events if all goes well?

A comes up with this, B assures that, so we pay out, and eventually recoup our sum and related fees?

4/13/2009 11:00:00 a.m.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Well I just got home.

My brain hurts.
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4/13/2009 08:40:00 p.m.
ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Now I gotta go to work again.

Maybe I'll get run over by a car before I get there.
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4/14/2009 04:46:00 a.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

You need to get run over and liberals have BANNED EVERYTHING BUT SEGWAYS. Typical.

4/14/2009 10:29:00 a.m.
Another Kiwi said...

Just get your head runn over Thunder.
1) no more headaches
2) Right wind punditry will be yours for the asking.

4/14/2009 01:57:00 p.m.
herr doktor bimler said...

This is why ITTDGY is always masked and anonymous. He's the Loan Rearranger.

4/14/2009 10:44:00 p.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

I hear there's call for those in Toronto.

4/15/2009 10:05:00 p.m.

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