At fast-food dispensary:
Child: Let's do it backwards.
Me: What?
C: We eat the dessert first.
M: No.
C: But backwards is my favourite opposite!
IMPORTANT UPDATE:
M: Are you chewing gum?
C: Yeah.
M: Where did you sneak it?
C: A pack in my room. I am a sneaker and my dad is an old tennis shoe.
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Randy Johnson is my favorite opposite...
mikey
At least you're not an Ugg boot.
I don't want to contemplate my favourite opposite because her success and beauty will make me cry. I'd hunt her down and destroy her but she's got all the motivation.
Do it backwards? Kid, start with dinner for breakfast and a shot of bourbon. That is the ultimate of doing it backwards.
Also a long sigh.
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