Sunday, February 22, 2009

Just Desserts

Dessert battles abound here:

Kid: Wait wait! You forgot dessert!
Me: There's no dessert after breakfast.
Kid: You promised!
Me: When did I promise that?
Kid: You forgot to promise!
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12 comments:

Anonymous said...

These dessert posts make me laugh - the irrefutable child logic gets me every time.

2/22/2009 03:03:00 p.m.
Anonymous said...

You will promise in the future.

2/22/2009 10:04:00 p.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

I'd best just ground her now.

2/23/2009 06:53:00 a.m.
Anonymous said...

It's the Dessert Storm you have to watch out for.

2/23/2009 12:00:00 p.m.
Anonymous said...

Best you be nice to her, seeing that she's the only one who knows where you're going to lose your keys.
Captcha word = 'holopho', which I assume to be some sort of fusion cuisine.

2/23/2009 12:43:00 p.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

Now she's in double-trouble for not telling me where they are already! And don't let her tell me she didn't not yet been already cleaned her room!

2/23/2009 01:20:00 p.m.
Anonymous said...

Holopho cuisine: a cuisine marked by Holographic images projected onto Buffalo milk cheese thus it is also called mozzagraphic.
Particulalry memorable is the 20 hour version of "Marat/Sade" projected onto a 1.2 tonne block of Primo Mozzarella which was being devoured by 6 students of the Wanganui Polytechnic Art School. The documentary about the making of the film about the making of the performance art installation was acclaimed in the Wanganui 'Chronicle' as "a lot of stuff".

2/23/2009 01:52:00 p.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

Why don't you folks have blogs I can hang around on? I have to keep thinking of stuff and it hurts my head.

2/23/2009 04:59:00 p.m.
Anonymous said...

We are not allowed blogs in New Zealand, on account of the Sabotage & Misuse of Footwear Act of 1982 -- the drafters intended to list 'clogs' as synonymous with 'sabots', but there was a typo.
If tigrismus starts a blog I promise to hang around there instead.

2/23/2009 05:21:00 p.m.
Anonymous said...

You could just provide snacks and drinks so we would shut up and eat. Yes we would ,occasionally, be sick down the back of the couch but that is a small price to pay for not getting headaches.
But wait! Is there more on this intertubes than Sadly No and Righteous Bubba??

2/23/2009 05:50:00 p.m.
Righteous Bubba said...

There is Zombo.com.

2/23/2009 06:01:00 p.m.
Anonymous said...

Why don't you folks have blogs I can hang around on? I have to keep thinking of stuff and it hurts my head.

I thought this blog was provided as a service to keep me somewhat headache-free?

2/23/2009 06:25:00 p.m.

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