Saturday, February 07, 2009

The Rudiments of Perfume-Bottle French

Six-year old: [Unintelligible] is a kind of beer.
Me: What?
SYO: [Unintelligible] is a kind of beer.
Me: Huh?
SYO: LAAAAAZZZHHHAY is a kind of beer!
Me: Oh. You mean "lager".


Also go see the beginning of Snag and Jennifer's menagerie. They're up to C.

10 comments:

Mendacious D said...

And outside of the UK, "lager" means "undrinkable."

Anonymous said...

As boomers age and spending grows, we will become even more French.
Your daughter is ahead of the curve.

Anonymous said...

Herr doktor bimler is spreading bourgeoisie propaganda, and must be sent by tumbril to the guillotine immediately.
~

Righteous Bubba said...

I'm sure bimler's heading for death by tumbler at equal speed.

Anonymous said...

In a timely transcription error, the People's Tribunal sentenced me to death by guillemot. They were then forced to commute the sentence indefinitely, owing to a lack of sufficiently lethal sea-birds.
Saved by poor handwriting!

Anonymous said...

Ah Guillemot soup, good for what ales ye.

Anonymous said...

Pronounced "gweel-moh," no doubt.

Righteous Bubba said...

Last night the near-constant crashing stopped for a few minutes and I went to see what was up. The little monster was reading a French textbook.

Anonymous said...

For god's sake keep it away from the cheese cupboard.

Anonymous said...

Mon cerveau est fromagé.