Horror pictures have become an assembly-line operation. They rarely feature an original story and differ from each other only in the order in which they deploy the standard scary-movie tricks such as Loud Noise During Quiet Passage, Surprise Face In Mirror, Evil Child With Horrifying Prediction, and Creepy Image On Common Item.Yes, they could totally have done that. Instead, THE REMAKE OF FRIDAY THE 13TH IS UNIMPRESSIVE.
There are young, will-work-for-cheap writers and directors out there who could have given Friday the 13th a surprising and engaging new direction.
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17 comments:
cutiegirlygrl28 (4 hours ago) Creed is the best band ever...its too bad they had to break up
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I gotcher horror picture right here, RB!
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You fuckin' quit it, you monster.
Five groupies beats a Full House!
*@(&*$&*!!!#
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D00d it's just like Pammy.
You can watch in high quality!
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Now that is good! I love the bit where he says "new hair".
ITTDGA: bad person, or baddest person ever?
Ahem, Herr Doktor
OR SHOULD I JUST CALL YOU SMUT CLYDE?!11ONE!
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I was unaware of this fine internet tradition.
Paco de Lucía shreds!
I think I saw the Yngwie Malmsteen one first, but Steve Vai shreds. Plus he has a stupid face.
Can't figure out how that Mike Long piece got on Big Ho without him adding something like "...and it's all the liberals' fault!" at the end.
Big Hollywood is a serious site featuring serious criticism of naked-teens-chopped-to-pieces movies.
The Big Ho site has sucked me into explaining to the rabble why a particular Chris Muir cartoon isn't funny. Gah.
I think the fun of it is that the talking points are simply assumed to be true and then aimed at trivia. The fun there seems largely harmless: it's better for them to be wasting time complaining about movies than engaging in real activism, which I suppose they don't do anyway.
That Big Hollywood site is turning out to be an incredible comedic goldmine.
Mary Rosh is worried that there aren't enough jokes about Obama.
Needed more tiger: no one was shredded nearly enough.
Alas, the shredding seems to have no permanent effect. YouTube is not yet compatible with VooDoo 3.6.
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