Thursday, March 05, 2009

Curiosity and Discovery

While trying to track a package I stumbled across the UPC Database. Look:
This free service is run as a hobby of mine.
Okay then. Thanks! Seems to lean somewhat to the Bert side of the Bert-Ernie Fun Continuum, so [loses train of thought] Okay, let's enter BUTT. Ha ha! [Whoa, ENTER BUTT!]
Switch Black Euro Push Butt
Skunkweed Chunky Butt Funky CD
Sensafirm Beginner Butt Plug
3M IDC communication Connectors UY BUTT CONN JELLY
IDC UR-R BUTT CONNECTORS
Boudreaux's Butt Paste
JM CASE READY BUTT/SHANK LSWA
SH BUTT-SHANK PORTION HAM
LOREAL COULUER EXPERTE BUTT
G/N Butt Mini Rice Cake
Beavis And Butt-Head: Butt-o-ween
BGM4 4 BUTT GAUGE MARKER
PIK-A-NUT 20-24 Gauge Waterproff solder filled Butt
ORTHO WEDGE CUSHION/WAGAN TECH
JAMES HAM BUTT PORT
Kick Butt Kombo
Cat Butt Gum - Peppermint
Beavis and Butt-Head Do America (1996) 10th Anniversary Edition
Beavis And Butt-Head Do America (CHECKPOINT)
Beavis & Butt-Head Do America
Most satisfying.

13 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

Boudreaux's Butt Paste
Can one get this by the case-load?

Righteous Bubba said...

I suggest the On-the-Go Threepack.

herr doktor bimler said...

Never pick a fight with someone who buys Boudreaux's Butt Paste by the barrel.

We actually have a packet of Cat's Butt Gum in the house. We acquired it in Portland at Powell's Bookshop, if memory serves. Prevents leakage.

Another Kiwi said...

So it is not pate made from Butts originating in the Boudreaux region of Fance.
A pity.

Capcha is telling me to grunsuc. I haven't done that for years.

Mendacious D said...

There is a Bubba Cola. Why was I not informed of this before?

Righteous Bubba said...

Diet Bubba Cola seems wrong.

tigris said...

Sensafirm Beginner butt plug? I'm astounded at this brave new world of learning accessories. Maybe it has training wheels?

Righteous Bubba said...

I just don't get the concept. I mean, sometimes you gotta go don't you? Isn't the plug just some weird kind of denial?

tigris said...

Maybe it's an electrical thing? So the beginner plug would be for an apprentice ass or perhaps even a backward journeyman butt?

herr doktor bimler said...

Don't let's start on the subject of "plumber's crack". Old wounds, scabs, some disassembly required.

Righteous Bubba said...

There's nothing quite so down and dirty as getting wrecked on plumber's crack.

Another Kiwi said...

When your plumber is cracked, often times a butt plug is the only thing that can save the situation.

Righteous Bubba said...

And they seem so grateful for it.