Friday, March 06, 2009

Gary Graham Still Auditioning for Renew America

In addition to other silliness, the predoubtable Mr. Graham writes:
The President, as evidenced by the recent election, is a master salesman. The Salesman-in-Chief. Unfortunately for Mr. Obama, Wall Street is not buying. They are having a tough time wrapping their collective heads around the concept that the way to juice the economy is to plunge the nation into a staggering multi-trillion dollar debt.
Everyone knows that the solons of Wall Street are very careful with money which is why everything is perfect.

12 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Mr. Obama has never really ‘done’ anything other than to run for office. Oh, I know there was that stint as a Community Organizer.

Ahh gee. If only we had Mr. Balanced Budget (G.W.Bush) back in office. There was a guy who pulled himself up by his own bootstraps.
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Righteous Bubba said...

Be fair. Bush also had the worldly experience of Dick Cheney at hand when he needed to be reined in from some impetuous decision.

herr doktor bimler said...

Surely you meant to write "the stolons of Wall Street are very careful with money"; that way you could make a joke about "grass-roots movement".

Righteous Bubba said...

I should have gone with colons so I could say something was punktuated.

Another Kiwi said...

Wheatever


My favouritest capcha "folingen"

herr doktor bimler said...

I acknowledge Another Kiwi's rye sense of humour.
[Still to come: jokes about "barley passable", and being struck in the mouth and left with 'sorghums'.]

herr doktor bimler said...

There was a guy who pulled himself up by his own bootstraps.
IIRC, internet traditions still oblige us to describe Bush in terms of 'little sandals' or caligulae rather than boots. Didn't you get the memo?

Righteous Bubba said...

Bush is scared of horses, but going to war with the sea sounds about right.

herr doktor bimler said...

Sometimes people talk about "bootstrapping one's way out of poverty", but they never go into details about how one traps boots. Do you dig a hole in the ground and cover it over and wait for them to fall in?

Righteous Bubba said...

One of these days these boots are gonna walk right over here.

Another Kiwi said...

Then there are boot camps where impressionable young men are sent. What do the boots do to them??

herr doktor bimler said...

I cloned Hitler's Boots!!
No, wait, that was a Flaming Carrot story.