Thursday, March 12, 2009

Popularity

Look:
Republicans say President Obama is spreading himself too thinly on popular initiatives, while Americans suffer under the burden of a collapsing economy.
Bring forth the unpopular initiatives:

1. Doughnut tax.
2. Ear-splitting Tuesdays.
3. Newspaper taxis made of real ham.
4. The French Are Better Than Us Day.
5. Mandatory attendance at the George W. Bush "Why I Was A Good President" Lectures

11 comments:

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Come on, Ear-splitting Tuesdays happen whenever I get to run the stereo...

Righteous Bubba said...

Sorry.

tigris said...

4. The French Are Better Than Us Day.

Do they need product testers? Can't have anyone making blanket statements without some sort of vetting, now, can we?

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Right back atcha, Bub:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYfEvXMAitg

Righteous Bubba said...

See, I like The Frogs. And sonic messes. I can take the heat.

Another Kiwi said...

"Hello, I'm Burt Prelutsky and on Burt Prelutsky day I'm going to read non-stop through my book "Conservatives are from Mars, Liberals are Satan's vomit"
Now I got the idea for this book when I was on the set of TV series MASH. A godless hymn to anti-war evil but it paid well. Anywaay...

herr doktor bimler said...

See, I like The Frogs.

Here I was, thinking "Why the feck is RB talking about Aristophanes?", but all is clear now.
According to Mky, "Sever the spinal cord, was what the Red Queen said", but I can't hear that in the original or in this cover version.

Do they need product testers?
My brother lives in France. I visit France. Sometimes I visit the US. Comparisons are invidious, as they say, and probably unsafe for my health.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Severing the spinal chord is always a possibility when the Frogs play.

But Bubba is trying to kill us all with those videos.

herr doktor bimler said...

I would like to play a spinal chord. Can someone refer me to details?

Righteous Bubba said...

I would like to play a spinal chord.

I figured you'd play the ass, but whatever, Mr. Brando.

Another Kiwi said...

Spinal cords are played in the key of E, I think.