Thursday, March 26, 2009

The Persian Version

Jack Bauer Meets Barack Obama
by Diana West
The following takes place in an unseen episode of "24."
Um, no shit.

A mind-boggling assault of stupid follows, largely about Iran. It's worth reading. A bit near the end is terrific:
The President: "Thank you all. That was great. I've been wanting to do that for a long time. Now, when is the Islamic Republic of Iran's actual Independence Day -- or whatever they call it? Maybe we can send them a cake, or pie, or something."
How utterly damning.

15 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The president is directly addressing A-jad and the mullahs..
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So A-jad went into the music biz after his career with the Yankees?
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Righteous Bubba said...

A muslim sleeping with Madonna is an outrage.

Righteous Bubba said...

Also, the whole sentence: The president is directly addressing A-jad and the mullahs, and thus in some unprecedented way America is now legitimizing the 1979 Khomeini revolution.

Kinda like how talking to Gordon Brown is legitimizing TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION.

herr doktor bimler said...

Oh noes, post-1979 democratic Iran has been legitimised! The 30-year dream of restoring Zombie Shah to the Peacock Throne is shattered!

Capcha is warning me of Baria Law, which is enforced by Stalin's secret police.

Righteous Bubba said...

The 30-year dream of restoring Zombie Shah to the Peacock Throne is shattered!

I think this may be something of a blow to the zombie faction.

Another Kiwi said...

Zombie Shah is shattered. Fricking lawnmower!

Kapcha chemicals recommends tzkilegi the wonder new yoghurt from Greece. Contains no dairy products at all.

This article can be used in the Hague as the first exhibit in the "Why we corralled all of the Town Hall writers on the Spratly Islands" case.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

The Zombie Shah may be shattered, but I'll bet the Persian Virgin will still generate plenty of hits on the innert00bz.
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Righteous Bubba said...

Kitty porn!

herr doktor bimler said...

Virgin Persian needs immersion
(actually that's Turkish Van cats).

Righteous Bubba said...

Virgin Persian met a sturgeon going to the fair;
Said Virgin Persian to the sturgeon "Let me taste your ware"
Said the sturgeon "Virgin Persian, show me first your fanny,"
Said Virgin Persian to the sturgeon "Here's every nook and cranny!"

The sturgeon's satisfied perversion led to squirting gouts of roe
Virgin Persian lapped it up like drink before Van Gogh

Complainers may insist that rhymes like this ignore anatomy
To such whiners I can only say your mother's fat to me.

Another Kiwi said...

Und interesting zat you have ze muzzer associated wiz Van gogh? In zuch cases we often look to ze muzzer

herr doktor bimler said...

Your rhymes, sir, are positively Hudibrastic. I say that like it's a bad thing. I'm sure you know that "Gogh" rhymes with "loch".

Capcha is advising me to read Beemo, the magazine for boys.

herr doktor bimler said...

Virgin persian can't do Flehmen,
That's why SHUT UP SMUT

Capcha word is 'genceree'. More and more I suspect that Blogger Verification is holding Jack Vance in a basement sweatshop.

Righteous Bubba said...

I'm sure you know that "Gogh" rhymes with "loch".

You, sir, would have complained if Nash had rhymed diaper and calliope.

Also: what's long and hard and full of semen?

A bus full of Russians.

herr doktor bimler said...

I was about to say, "A superconducting MRI machine.