I stipulate You in Magic Ponyland. The ponies have access to cream buns, the only food available. Without these cream buns, you will die. You have tried other methods, but the only way to get the cream buns is to fuck the ponies.
NOW ADMIT YOU WILL FUCK THE MAGIC PONIES FOR CREAM BUNS!
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I stipulate torture will work, and that furthermore torture is the only thing that will work: would you torture? I are a master debater!
You win! I give up!
Putting "fuck" and "cream buns" in the title should quadrilliontuple your hit count, RB.
Word Verification: inanti. So close...
To prepare You for this, You must be trained in pony fucking and You must have authorization to engage in pony fucking if the situation requires it.
Sure I'll fuck the ponies, but do I have to eat the damn buns?
I believe the relevant response is as follows:
"What would you do if I was me?"
"DESTROY THE WITNESSES! Chaffing aside, I have no answer. I excrete sour cream!"
I only disagree with the part about the coleslaw.
I believe this is another awesome opportunity to drop a goatse bomb.
Men D, how could you not link this one?
Sure I'll fuck the ponies, but do I have to eat the damn buns?
YES. What don't you get about stipulating? I further stipulate that you slipped on a banana peel and fell on your bum. HA HA.
I stipulate that you are in a maze of winding passages, all alike.
> STIPULATE TREASURE
1/2 an hour later Jack Bauer stumbled back covered in cream and powdered sugar. "Ok" he panted "where is the pony I'm supposed to eat?"
What? Nobody brought up punk rock?
i stipul8d u a creem bun, but i eated it.
The hunger artist hadn't ate
He forgot to stipulate
I stipulate for Jerry!!
>Pick up APARATUS
>You cant pick up APARATUS
>Use APARATUS
>Pony is fucked, you now have a CREAM BUN
>Eat CREAM BUN
>You feel better, but a little dirty
George Bush: We do not pony-fuck. We engage in enhanced equine exploration techniques.
The ponies may give you TWO cream buns for that.
How many cream buns do I get, if I stipulate that my magic pony enjoyed multiple orgasms?
I stipulate that if you are really really good at fucking ponies I have another argument for you involving alligators and Balzam.
'Balzam prikarpatskiy"? "Knyaginin"?
These are not real words. These are Capcha inventions.
I stipulate Fuckbum.
"Anonymous" in the previous comment is actually my middle name. It's an old Danish variant of 'Hieronymus'.
I'm sorry. Is this Three Bulls?
'Cause I was looking for Bubba.
Hi Pinko!
mikey
Mikey, the thread makes (slightly) more sense if you follow RB's link to a Lawyers/Guns/Money thread that turned into a showcase of unprecedented troll-feeding.
At the start the troll was taking the trouble to look superficially plausible, and was claiming that his contrarian argument was motivated ONLY by his obdurate intellectual honesty. Soon the mask began to slip, and a couple of days and umpteen hundred comments later he was dressed in full jesterly motley, and was capering around the stage whacking the other commenters on the head with an inflated bladder tied to the end of a stick.
I broke my finger scrolling thread on that one the other day.
I admit to nothing relating to cream buns.
Hi Mikey!
I admit to nothing relating to cream buns.
WTF???? HELLO, STIPULATING HERE!!!
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