Tuesday, April 21, 2009

A Masterful Troll Performance

I stipulate You in Magic Ponyland. The ponies have access to cream buns, the only food available. Without these cream buns, you will die. You have tried other methods, but the only way to get the cream buns is to fuck the ponies.

NOW ADMIT YOU WILL FUCK THE MAGIC PONIES FOR CREAM BUNS!

26 comments:

tigris said...

I stipulate torture will work, and that furthermore torture is the only thing that will work: would you torture? I are a master debater!

Righteous Bubba said...

You win! I give up!

Rusty Shackleford said...

Putting "fuck" and "cream buns" in the title should quadrilliontuple your hit count, RB.

Word Verification: inanti. So close...

J— said...

To prepare You for this, You must be trained in pony fucking and You must have authorization to engage in pony fucking if the situation requires it.

fish said...

Sure I'll fuck the ponies, but do I have to eat the damn buns?

Mendacious D said...

I believe the relevant response is as follows:

"What would you do if I was me?"
"DESTROY THE WITNESSES! Chaffing aside, I have no answer. I excrete sour cream!"

I only disagree with the part about the coleslaw.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I believe this is another awesome opportunity to drop a goatse bomb.

tigris said...

Men D, how could you not link this one?

Righteous Bubba said...

Sure I'll fuck the ponies, but do I have to eat the damn buns?

YES. What don't you get about stipulating? I further stipulate that you slipped on a banana peel and fell on your bum. HA HA.

herr doktor bimler said...

I stipulate that you are in a maze of winding passages, all alike.

Righteous Bubba said...

> STIPULATE TREASURE

Another Kiwi said...

1/2 an hour later Jack Bauer stumbled back covered in cream and powdered sugar. "Ok" he panted "where is the pony I'm supposed to eat?"

J Neo Marvin said...

What? Nobody brought up punk rock?

herr doktor bimler said...

i stipul8d u a creem bun, but i eated it.

Righteous Bubba said...

The hunger artist hadn't ate
He forgot to stipulate

herr doktor bimler said...

I stipulate for Jerry!!

fish said...

>Pick up APARATUS

>You cant pick up APARATUS

>Use APARATUS

>Pony is fucked, you now have a CREAM BUN

>Eat CREAM BUN

>You feel better, but a little dirty

Dillon said...

George Bush: We do not pony-fuck. We engage in enhanced equine exploration techniques.

Righteous Bubba said...

The ponies may give you TWO cream buns for that.

Anonymous said...

How many cream buns do I get, if I stipulate that my magic pony enjoyed multiple orgasms?

Righteous Bubba said...

I stipulate that if you are really really good at fucking ponies I have another argument for you involving alligators and Balzam.

herr doktor bimler said...

'Balzam prikarpatskiy"? "Knyaginin"?
These are not real words. These are Capcha inventions.

I stipulate Fuckbum.

"Anonymous" in the previous comment is actually my middle name. It's an old Danish variant of 'Hieronymus'.

mikey said...

I'm sorry. Is this Three Bulls?

'Cause I was looking for Bubba.

Hi Pinko!

mikey

herr doktor bimler said...

Mikey, the thread makes (slightly) more sense if you follow RB's link to a Lawyers/Guns/Money thread that turned into a showcase of unprecedented troll-feeding.
At the start the troll was taking the trouble to look superficially plausible, and was claiming that his contrarian argument was motivated ONLY by his obdurate intellectual honesty. Soon the mask began to slip, and a couple of days and umpteen hundred comments later he was dressed in full jesterly motley, and was capering around the stage whacking the other commenters on the head with an inflated bladder tied to the end of a stick.

Pinko Punko said...

I broke my finger scrolling thread on that one the other day.

I admit to nothing relating to cream buns.

Hi Mikey!

Righteous Bubba said...

I admit to nothing relating to cream buns.

WTF???? HELLO, STIPULATING HERE!!!