Thursday, June 18, 2009

And Furthermore...

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UPDATE: MR. STAPP HAS AN ENTICINGLY LARGE FOREHEAD.

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26 comments:

Righteous Bubba said...

Winking in the future perhaps. For now Lindsay Lohan's wink is not working on Hitler. Go figure.

mikey said...

Blue snot, bushy eyebrows and a soul patch.

Hitler looks like a second string sophomore shooting guard from a Division II school in southern Ohio by way of a Kentucky reform school...

Righteous Bubba said...

I kinda harelipped him a little with the clone brush, but hey - IT'S HITLER.

Righteous Bubba said...

Has nothing to do with Scott Stapp, I suppose...OR DOES IT?

Anyway it's a shame not to use all that fuckin' behind-the-scenes bracketing again, so I will.

herr doktor bimler said...

Blue snot can be dragged down the screen a way so it's dripping on the heads of the dancing hitlers. Just saying.

Incidentally, with the dancing hitlers, what have you done to their upraised hands? Worst prosthetic EVAH. Even my prosthetic testicle is more convincing.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Creedofascism at it's worst.
~

mikey said...

It's true!

Herr Doktor's prosthetic testicle once convinced me to buy this '79 Chevy Vega with mis-matched primer doors, plastic sheeting for the passenger window and a big hole in the dash where the radio ought to be.

What was I thinking??

That was one convincing testicle, I'll give you that.

Righteous Bubba said...

Incidentally, with the dancing hitlers, what have you done to their upraised hands?

Another delusional sheep who thinks common merriment can just carry on as normal after a lifetime of fistfucking.

J Neo Marvin said...

The dancing mustaches from the post below fit this Adolf perfectly.

WORMA!!!

fish said...

Even my prosthetic testicle is more convincing.

It would have been more convincing if you didn't have it put in your armpit.

Righteous Bubba said...

Clever move to be able to scratch it all day long though.

herr doktor bimler said...

Armpit? Is that where it is now? Damn thing moves around at night.
"Oxter" is a sadly underused word.

tigris said...

If a testis is in your armpit, would Viagra make you look like a Stormfront devotee? Maybe that's where Hitler kept his missing second nut.

mikey said...

I always read Himmler was the second nut!

tigris said...

Seems unlikely: however would Himmler fit in an armpit?

Righteous Bubba said...

I always read Himmler was the second nut!

Pretty certain he's behind the assy knoll.

Another Kiwi said...

Emo Hilter haz sadz

Capcha says it is the sadness of the woodcutter who has cut down one more tree than there actually is to be cut down, and keeps falling over.
'Jagstske'

herr doktor bimler said...

Thank you for the extra tears. However, none of them appears to be showing a reflection of the Twin Towers.
All the disloyalty around here, it might as well be the Google front page.

mikey said...

Hmm. I think I have a problem with Bubbatonian Gravity.

The tears INSIST on falling in lockstep synchronization, rather than the individual droplets assuming their own starting point upon release.

In the Bubbaverse, this makes it very difficult for the entire family to get down the stairs in the morning...

Righteous Bubba said...

Oh Jeezis. Do I gotta cut your pancakes just so too?

Downloading a new GIMP which claims to have more animation support. We'll see. I kind of want Pumkinhead Tutu to dance.

Righteous Bubba said...

That GIMP is not too bad at all.

Righteous Bubba said...

Hmm, maybe I'm wrong about that. Doesn't like my millisecond adjustments for some reason.

Righteous Bubba said...

Ooo, torrents!

Friends, don't adjust the milliseconds down to unrealistically low amounts or your animation will just do its own thing.

herr doktor bimler said...

Emo Hitler works best with John Dowland's "Flow my Tears" playing in the background.

"Nonark", sez Capcha-word, in what is probably an allusion to PKDick.

herr doktor bimler said...

Emo Hitler also benefits from the application of black eye-liner and a discreet ace-of-spades tattoo, but then the Frau Doktorin made me clean the screen.

Righteous Bubba said...

I cannot fathom the mind of the Hitler.