Sunday, June 14, 2009

My Education

Vox Day has a quiz up on one of the modern era's most important tomes: LIBERAL FASCISM.

It turns out I am better than most at understanding its sacred message:



This is where I faltered:



Still, being only mildly above average at figuring out what Jonah wants me to think has me down.

16 comments:

Another Kiwi said...

Crikey, without the two cheats from RB I would have got 30%. I like that anti-semitism one. Just because fascists tried to kill all the Jews, they were not anti-semitic because shut up, that's why.
is one of the interesting links on Vox populi. Note they want the "long form" birth certificate now. The vault copy is an obvious fake.

M. Bouffant said...

Even the concept of figuring what you think Jonah would like you to think is fraught w/ twists & turns. Soon you're thinking, "He's thinking that I'm thinking that he thinks that I should think that he wants me to ...

Mere description has me twisted & turned.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

is that not actually a test measuring what Jonah wants you to think as interpreted by Dox Vay?

Filtered yet again, of course, by tortured grammar and poor syntax?

It's wingnut Telephone Recursion. NOBODY wins at that game.

Righteous Bubba said...

is that not actually a test measuring what Jonah wants you to think as interpreted by Dox Vay?

Well sure, but I think it serves VD's purpose to represent Liberal Fascism in a... Oh I see.

herr doktor bimler said...

Engineers observe that telephones
Hath smaller phones that make their tones,
And these use mobiles to excite 'em,
And so proceed ad infinitum.

Righteous Bubba said...

If you've the urge to pass it on
It's much more fun to get it wrong
Why should doctors duck the sick
When laffs demand they suck the dick?

herr doktor bimler said...

It's telephones all the way down.

mikey said...

I'm thinking that vox day believes
In Jonah Goldberg's list of peeves
Studying them for months on end
That he might thoroughly comprehend

When his expertise became complete
He took pen in hand and did excrete
A test on the lessons from the book
A test that Righteous Bubba took

And Bubba passed vox day's short quiz
Got up from his desk and took a whiz
For to understand what Goldberg thinks
Means you need to go catch forty winks

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

mikey's last line should read:

"means you need many, many drinks"

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

I had the distinct displeasure of viewing some Jonanism in the local fish wrapper today.

"Again, just as Hitler did, he hails socialism as the solution to the West's problems."

WTF? When did Hitler hail socialism as the solution to the West's problems?
~

Righteous Bubba said...

It was right after he married Göring.

herr doktor bimler said...

That was in Red WEdding, right?

Another Kiwi said...

I'd have to see a long form copy of that marriage certificate.

Righteous Bubba said...

There was a copy folded into Hitler's diary.

Another Kiwi said...

The Hitler's diary with the smiley face on the cover?

Righteous Bubba said...

Geli Raubal read Hitler's diary and laughed and laughed and look what happened.