Monday’s Gregalogue - Now, Because I’m PissedOMG WHO HAS THE GALL TO PRETEND TO BE A HUMORIST IN A TIME OF CRISIS?
by Greg Gutfeld
Am I an old fart or am I right to be pissed that some jackass is skateboarding down the halls of the White House while all this Iranian shit is going down?
Also NO ICE CREAM!
20 comments:
They were mowing the lawn at the White House yesterday. While the North Koreans were building NUKES!
They had a birthday party for Agnes in the West Wing the other day, with cake and they gave her a new lavender cardigan sweater! All while the Taliban remain active in Pakistan!
Why, just a couple weeks ago the Obamas watched the NBA finals when there were STILL PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD!
Will these bastards NEVER get serious?
When Bush told you all to keep shopping, I guess that was different
He meant 'shopping' in the sense of 'dobbing in your neighbours and workmates, especially the suspiciously swarthy ones'.
Obama should be grounded for a week for letting Tony Hawk play in OUR house.
"Get off OUR lawn."
Reagan as the adult: he ate candy and played cowboy while soldiers died in unnecessary, bullying make-war attacks and invasions, plus he wanted to spend trillions to build a defense system based on a sci-fi flick.
D00d would probably have a birthday cake while New Orleans drowned.
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One of the comments people opines that Greg is like a sniper, when, in fact, Greg is like a syphilitic pirate armed with a Blunderbuss. Furthermore the blunderbuss is loaded with used tissues and cheetos. Thus the penetrative effect is less than devastating and actually involves howls of derisive laughter since the damp gunpowder he uses means that, invariably, Greg is looking down the barrel when it goes off.
Capcha invokes the old Icelandic custom of firtsdur whereby the first person through your door on New Years Day can marry whichever of your livestock they want to.
Ooooh. Ooooohhh!
I'm all in for firtsdur. I've had my eye on that shy little lamb for some time now!
Oh darling sauer, vær så snill så se til sør!
Am I an old fart or am I right to be pissed...?
What are the odds?
You need to put $99 down on "Old Fart" in order to get back $100.
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Are the Obamas allowed to poop? Because that's asking a lot.
Are the Obamas allowed to poop?
Not until there's world peace and prosperity.
And of course, at that point, it's gonna get messy.
I'd get out your extulo if I were you.
Shockingly the comments over there tell the story. "Thanks for posting that, I didn't know whether to poop myself or wet myself when I saw this at Aces. So I just did both".
A grown man who can balance on a wheeled board moving at high speed = ludicrous
A grown man who can guide a small ball several hundred yards into a small cup with an expensive metal stick = awesome
Is there outrage about the Radio & TV Correspondent dinner thingie? Because he may have enjoyed food there, and it might have been tasty.
Weren't there JOKES as well???
This all sounds too much like a conscious, forced attempt to revive the old Clinton-era "They trashed the place" vibe.
Youth culture in the White House!
They don't belong here!
HAS OBAMA HAD SEX IN A TIME OF CRISIS?
He's just trying to reverse the sad devaluation of the Dong.
So long as Jeff Gannon was not involved.
I've done the pragmatic thing and converted all my Dongs into Wangs.
And I took them to my financial analyst, and she said they were all JUNK!
So I'm going to spend the rest of the night refeeing....
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