Occasionally and without good reason more of something will appear on this site. Also, Michelle Malkin.
He/she/it/marmot was probably upset by their comment section formatting.Probably the critter's first name was Jonah.~
Oh, hell.It's like they're just phoning it in.I've hallucinated WAY weirder shit than that...
I'm imagining the story was related by Ralph Wiggum."I was at a restaurant and I was eating food and then a marmot came into the restaurant!"
Note that in the Post's article the marmot is eventually shooed away. AFTER GNAWING THE LEGS OFF A GRANDMOTHER. Ha ha, no just kidding, the marmot was in the restaurant and then was outside again in a short while.In other news there is other news of equal value.
You call that a 'big rodent'? That's not a big rodent. Now this is a big rodent.[brandishes capybara].
Ho ho, you crazy Foster's-swilling Aussies and the animals you fuck.Marmot has the distinct advantage of being spreadable.
A fortunately furry marmot. The hairless ones are the real trouble.
If it was a woolly Marmot such as used to walk the plains of Europe in bygone days, it would be a problem in a diner. Drinking all the soup with it's trunk and such.Whitter says Capcha, how dares ya!!!!
While all the other diners go to great lengths not to talk about the marmot in the corner of the room...Another round of banana smoothies for Table 6!
"A big rodent called a marmot." I think they're usually called "woodchucks" or "groundhogs," actually. We call ours "Ludlow." Little bastard ate all my cabbages.
Excuse me, sir, may I have a word with you?I'm going to have to ask you to show me you have a permit for that Capybara you were brandishing earlier. Carrying a concealed rodent without a permit is a serious offense, and if it was loaded it could be a felony.Even so, you could have your Capybara permit revoked by brandishing it in public. Capcha says cornis.Game Hen On!
And I wasn't supposed to be in Washington until next month. I'll have to have a word with my publicist.People might make assumptions.CAPTCHA directs me to the righteous Bubbe. Amen.
It wasn't the marmot that was loaded, it was the person brandishing it.
I don't care what the constitution says: the drive-by capybaraings MUST END.
Got Marmots in your Diner?? Want to get rid of them??WOLVERINES!!!What with the brandishisation and such going on, I don't know if I can keep coming back here. It used to be so nice
Marmot walks into a restaurant."Do you serve many types of grasses, berries, lichens, mosses, roots and flowers?""Yes sir, we serve anyone."Then they shoo him out
A Marmot walks into a bar.The bartender says "Hey, why the short rounded face and large molar teeth?Capcha reviews "The Whey of the Chedie"
There are capybaras living in Florida. Or agoutis or tepescuintlis depending on where you're from. I've eaten them and they are delicious. Whistle pigs not so much.Capcha sez: baste, always a good idea when roasting large rodents.
Carrying a concealed rodent without a permit is a serious offense, and if it was loaded it could be a felony.It's all right, officer. See this dispensation from the Pope? For purposes of Lent, the capybara is not a rodent but a fish.And it's not my capybara -- someone lent it to me.
There's a message floatin' in the air Come from capybaras ridin' everywhereIt's a warning, it's in every tongueGotta stop them capybaras on the runWhat a show, there they go smokin' up the sky, yeahCapybaras all got riders and they're you and ICapybarasCapybarasCapybarasCapybaras
I am OsmandiasLook upon my works, ye mighty and eat a MarmotCapcha says Peking duck and sea urchin is pekina
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