Monday, June 01, 2009

Perhaps Roeder Should Be Executed

18 comments:

Rusty Shackleford said...

If abortion is murder, then by the transitive property murder is abortion.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Not to mention, dentistry.
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mikey said...

OMG.

Hermey the misfit elf is an abortionist.

Is nothing sacred with you people?

mikey

herr doktor bimler said...

by the transitive property

This is why we need an Edit feature, so commenters can correct their embarrassing errors.

tigris said...

So if abortion is murder, and dentistry is theft, what medical procedure is adultery? Or not honoring one's parents? Will my insurance cover not keeping the Sabbath holy if it's a pre-existing condition?

Righteous Bubba said...

By the transvestite puppeteer!

Righteous Bubba said...

So if abortion is murder, and dentistry is theft, what medical procedure is adultery?

Please please let it be covered.

mikey said...

Sorry.

Did you drop this atom bomb?

I just found it in the storm drain.

Are you a dentist? Can you give me directions to the island of misfit toys.

No, not THOSE kind of toys, you pervert.

By Zeus, and the transitive property, I bid you, leave me and my Weta, and do not darken my glans again!

German porn is really cool.

Titsen fitsen zitsen ditsen. Der titsen zitsen fitsen. Oooohhhh....

herr doktor bimler said...

I have done my share of being a guinea-pig for medical science Indeed, this is how I first met the Frau Doktorin. I am not volunteering for the "Covet thy neighbour's ass" surgery.

Tattooing is taking the name of the Lord in vain! At least, it is if you do it right.

herr doktor bimler said...

Perhaps Roeder Should Be Executed

Apparently there's a platform outside the Supreme Court. Would it be suitable?

tigris said...

Alas, RB, I'm afraid it's usually seen by insurers as an elective procedure with a high risk of unpleasant side effects and few proven long-term benefits, so you'd best start saving up.

Rusty Shackleford said...

"Transitive property" is wrong? I can't believe I've already forgotten the fifth grade.

Righteous Bubba said...

Transitive property is THEFT.

tigris said...

By the abortitive property transition is dentistry.

herr doktor bimler said...

Transitive property is THEFT.

By the Symmetric Property, this insult shall be avenged!!

Reflexive property is easy to fold away and keep in your wallet.

herr doktor bimler said...

If totipotent property persists for more than three hours, seek medical help.

herr doktor bimler said...

Like a typical liberal, Shackleford is creating a false equivalency class.

Rusty Shackleford said...

That was my major at Liberal University, Dok.