The art of negotiation:
The "Transformers" bombshell-cum-uninhibited philosophizer also contemplates -- reluctantly -- what she would say to Megatron to keep him from destroying the world. "I'd barter with him," she muses to the July issue Total Film UK, "and say instead of the entire planet, can you just take out all of the white trash, hillbilly, anti-gay, super bible-beating people in Middle America?"So Megan Fox would trade away parts of AMERICA to Megatron? Does she not know that Autobots plus teenagers ALWAYS DEFEAT MEGATRON?
Clearly treason is within the liberal soul.
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John Nolte weighs in!
Not every actor’s behaved as poorly as the usual suspects, not all of them deserved to lose their firepower, but there have been too many like Megan Fox spoiling it for the rest. And so the movie star has managed to accomplish the one thing capable of causing their own extinction: they’ve deconstructed themselves.Indeed: people may no longer look to movie stars for advice when they have Britney Spears.
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Uh-oh. Look out, Michael Bay - you might need to make another rightie military-pron stroke-fest like The Rock to make up for this.
Everyone boycott Megan Fox but me. PLEASE.
I'm surprised that "bombshell cum" hasn't drawn any trackbacks.
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Did I mention nude and nudity and naked yet?
MEGATRON doesn't want to blow up poor people. No challenge taking out a trailer park, a tornado can do that.
He's coming for the rich.
Perhaps there is some sort of food to trade to Megatron for our lives.
Cupcakes?
I heard he loves rainbow sprockets but is allergic to nuts.
Megatron hates us for our freedoms and squishiness
I am not going to pray five times a day with my head pointed at Mecha.
Perhaps there is some sort of food to trade to Megatron for our lives.
Cupcakes?
I heard that...
You know, it's the hostile cupcakes that people want gone. Just sayin'.
I'm a benevolent snacktator, but do have my limits...
Are they asymptotic?
Fill the pan with too much batter and the the limits and laws of our puny universe are OVER.
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