Friday, June 05, 2009

BING!!!

17 comments:

mikey said...

Bing porn, eh? Hmmm.

I suppose it could be secret tapes of Bing Crosby banging ann miller or cyd cherisse or rita moreno, and I'd like to share that I'm prepared to pay good money to watch those tapes.

Or it could be all the fun things a couple of naked people with a sense of humor and a certain curiosity about their genitalia could do with bing cherries.

Whatever it is, I'm prepared to remove my trousers and sit back and enjoy some righteous Bing Porn...

mikey

Another Kiwi said...

Ah Mikey, webcam dude.

Righteous Bubba said...

What the internet was missing was a way to get porn.

fish said...

What the internet was missing was a way to get porn without all those other useless links.

Righteous Bubba said...

There are times in life when sexual excitement is not appropriate, so I appreciate the occasional appearance of links regarding V2 rockets and Imipolex G.

fish said...

There are times in life when sexual excitement is not appropriate

I don't understand this comment.

Righteous Bubba said...

HANDS OFF MY PLUMS.

Another Kiwi said...

Were those your plums? Shit!
A dog ate them.

Righteous Bubba said...

The handwriting on the note was AWFUL.

herr doktor bimler said...

a way to get porn without all those other useless links.

Is that the corollary to Rule 34? Interesting little project, actually.
"If P is the function: P(x) -> porn about x, then find the inverse function."

herr doktor bimler said...

iF U wAnt YOur pLuMs bAck lEaVe $4 0oO in THe FrIDge iN uNMArkeD BiLLs

Righteous Bubba said...

Please! Let me speak to them so I know they're okay!

tigris said...

"If P is the function: P(x) -> porn about x, then find the inverse function."

I gave my love a cherry film
a Bing without a stone
but just once eat his blasted plums
thence fruitless and alone.

tigris said...

Oh foo, I guess an actual inverse function would have left me the cherry. Muffed it!

Righteous Bubba said...

Ha ha! Failure at that thing you said you failed at.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

Doghouse Riley nails it:

Bing! Finally there's a search engine for the Zune age!!>\

Righteous Bubba said...

Let us note that Aimee Mann is the THIRD result for "Skwisgaar Skwigelf" with Bing and not fourth.

Improvement.