Thursday, June 25, 2009

Comment on the Futility of the Humanities

30 comments:

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

That guy's comment form is teh suXXorz.
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mikey said...

So I'm spending the day, in my untroubled life of elite leisure and cheap bimbos at the Museum of Modern Art in The People's Republic of San Francisco, just west of America, and I came across an incredibly large cache of BRAINSSSSSSS, and SO wanted to share them (at least SOME of them) with Zombie Rotten, but you know that motley collection of body parts, tie dye and lawn clippings does not post his email address on the web?

What's that about?

What is he afraid of? Buffy?

Sheesh.

mikey

Adorable Girlfriend said...

I am not clicking on that. I don't think my computer will like it.

ZRM, transcribe in big print, please!

Righteous Bubba said...

I guess I should mention that the screenshot is the RSS feed of this.

herr doktor bimler said...

I am going to repeat some of those 2000-word CT paragraphs as copy-paste spam over at Sadly,No!

With RB's signature.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

My comment at CT is in moderation.
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Righteous Bubba said...

Did you mention socialism? Cuz that'll do it since they're right-wing crazies over there.

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© said...

Actually I pointed out that the comment form works well.
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mikey said...

You pointed out the...

ARE YOU OUTTA YOUR MIND???

Hell, that's virtually the SAME as claiming they're socialists!!

Rusty Shackleford said...

"Literary Darwinism"? Jesus Fucking Christ. It's shit like that that made me hate college.

Righteous Bubba said...

I anticipate the necrocelebretist school.

M. Bouffant said...

In the immortal words of Wonder Wart-Hog (The Hog of Steel): "Metaphysics, poo!"

mikey said...

Some mornings, Bouffant, the best I can do(o) is a metaphysical poo...

A condition Capcha celebrates by announcing asphy

herr doktor bimler said...

Surf's short
Death's long
So's me dick
Pass the bong

-- Captain Goodvibes, Pig of Steel.

mikey said...

Me dick is short
Me temper too
I'd just like to have
A decent poo

Another Kiwi said...

Richard is short, that's why he's Dick.
He loves honey off a stick
Which has quite a lot to do
With why we call him Pooh

Another Kiwi said...

Literary darwinism, may the strongest adjective survive:
Thunderously

mikey said...

I'll play.

Bubonic

Another Kiwi said...

Have at you sir!!!Atomic

Righteous Bubba said...

Penultimately!

No wai-

Righteous Bubba said...

Or, um, some adjectival variant of that.

zombie rotten mcdonald said...

I love the MOMA, mikey. is the exhibit from the crazy finnish architect still up?

also, the whackaloon animator who uses charcoal? Serious brains, that.

my email has been redacted by homeland security. They are repressing zombies already.

tigris said...

Mortiferous.

Rusty Shackleford said...

Burglariously

tigris said...

All these sadverbs are getting done in by the adjectives thrown at them. Things have taken a catastrophic turn. Dire, so to speak. It's making the verbs tense and the nouns are in decline.

Another Kiwi said...

"He was acting Burglariously, yer Worship, wiv aforethoughtness"

RB!!! capcha says butco!!! What sink of depravity are you allowing this site to sink to, sinkingly.

Anonymous said...

grammar-pedant comment about distinction between 'strong adjectives' and 'base adjectives' removed by the author for not being more funny.

herr doktor bimler said...

I anticipate the necrocelebretist school.
The necrocerebral school we have already.

the verbs tense and the nouns are in decline.
Alternative lyrics for Nash teh Slash "Swing Shift".

Kathleen said...

I got to "Shit happens!" and I decided that was the most understandable, clearest information I was going to get out of it, so I stopped.

shit happens!

J said...

That's a shawty for Halasz. Check out some of his Pomo belches on the Valve or the old Lung Sunday. Actually, for a PoMo's he's fairly coherent, like say one out of ten sentences.

My comments at CT are left in the "to be moderated within the next six months" file. And I think I've been flagged with "not a friend of John Holblo" alert as well, so like banned from four or five cutting-edge windbag.com sites.